Even worse than I thought it would be.,
This review is from: Dragonquest [DVD](2009) (DVD)
I paid £1 for this today and feel ripped off. I bought it knowing it would be bad, but I thought at least it would be a laugh. How wrong I was. It's absolutely atrocious. Everything about it is terrible - a script that sounds like a 4 year old dictated it to a chimp who wrote it down as best it could. The acting is from the "become a broomstick" school of drama; in fact a broomstick would have more charisma than anyone starring in this mess. The FX ... ie the dragons of the title, look like they were knocked up in Poser by a 12 year old over a weekend.
I noticed Amazon have a few used copies of this selling for 1p. Even that's too much. It wasn't even funny-bad, it was slow-torture-bad.
At least the dog's home will benefit from my £1 purchase.