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My day of lifting and frothing.,
This review is from: Grenade 50 Calibre Berry Blast Pre Workout 580g (Personal Care)
As written from yesterday at approximately 10pm...
73 hours ago - go to gym, do one set, leave.
72.5 hours ago - buy pre workout shake (grenade .50 calibre purely because the packaging is aesthetically pleasing).
11 hours ago - pre workout gets delivered.
3.5 hours ago - take double dose of said drink.
1.5 hours ago - leave gym after a mouth frothing session, sprint home.
1.4 hours ago - realise I drove to the gym, as I do every time, sprint back.
1.25 hours ago - drive to South Cerney, realise my home is in fact in Cirencester 4 miles in the opposite direction, turn around.
1.15 hours ago - swing by Tescos to go trolly drifting and practice sprint drills in the car park.
1 hour ago - arrive home.
Currently sat in bed, as I have been for the past hour, twitching and air drumming (there is no music) and imagining wresting unicorns on a rainbow, suspended over an erupting volcano.
I suppose you could say it does what it says on the tin.
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Initial post: 3 Jun 2013 00:51:06 BDT
Simon Williams says:
Hahaha this is the best review I have read on Amazon to date :')
Posted on 9 Jun 2013 23:53:47 BDT
Mr. C. J. Nichols says:
Posted on 20 Jun 2013 20:25:06 BDT
J. Pember says:
If I seen one of those unicorn's I'd bench press it! Best review ever lol
In reply to an earlier post on 22 Jun 2013 16:23:14 BDT
Then slaughter it and make a tasty protein rich post workout meal. Standard procedure.
Posted on 23 Jun 2013 18:08:40 BDT
M. Weldon says:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!
Posted on 25 Jun 2013 11:42:30 BDT
This is the best thing I have read on Amazon! I cannot wait to get this stuff now! It sounds like it give you so much energy:P
Posted on 16 Jul 2013 14:42:17 BDT
Eriks Katkovs says:
Feels like you been taking some speed tablets :D
Posted on 26 Jul 2013 19:40:05 BDT
smith Family says:
Posted on 20 Nov 2013 18:09:26 GMT
Amazon Customer says:
Step away from the unicorn :-P
Posted on 23 Nov 2013 21:53:50 GMT
Last edited by the author on 23 Nov 2013 22:08:25 GMT
This guy is not joking. Just took a double dose myself @ 15:30 got to gym within half an hr. I don't look at the clock normally cos I like to work out to the max I can do that day, tho as it was dark, checked my phone, 19:15. Started doing drop sets to burn it off and felt dead after each set, then 30 sec later feeling like I have only just finished warming up. Came home, ate and sat down to relax in front of t.v. Been tripping balls in front of t.v. till I got myself up to get a drink and decided to see if anyone else been having the same effect. Time now 21:45. I strongly recommend not trying a double dose first time. See how it goes with a single dose first.
Just wanted to add one more thing. I have seen some bad reviews and mostly seems to be from ppl who are crashing after a short while. As with most strong pre workout drinks, carb up 30 min before taking or you run out of fuel. This is not fuel for your workout, I helps you burn and use fuel extremely efficiently during your workouts.
BTW. Can't believe the first review of this stuff I find when searching for ppl who have had side effects from it is from a Forrester lol. I live in Gloucester BTW Ted.
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