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5.0 out of 5 stars Sweat Band Trauma, 17 Jan 2014
This review is from: Neon Pink Retro 80's Head & Wrist Sweatband Set (Misc.)
I bought a set of these sweatbands at a local market last week and had a terrible time with them.

Not least was the awful experience of being in a confined space with so much denim and aftershave, but I digress.

Primarily I chose them for their ability to fend off my growing habit of almost tidal meat sweats after a good hard curry, but I was also swayed because of my almost climactic enjoyment the motion picture musical "Flashdance" starring Jennifer Beals, and I felt that I could at least live out a little of that whimsical, eternally hopeful 1980s creative-thrust foreplay though the medium of some home-based neon head paraphernalia.

How wrong I was.

Firstly I found that the inner circumferences of the two smaller items was far below that of my head, so I was forced to discard them. I don't have an unusually large head, but I singularly fail to see how ANYONE, bar the severely deformed, could have worn them!

Secondly, the only one of the three mind-jarringly loud headbands that I could actually wear, was almost an inch wider than my forehead, causing what I would can an "overlap" that partially blinded me. This made the drive home, frankly lethal. And it's a wonder that nobody was killed, or worse. Or better.

I realise this item is clearly FAR superior, and I suppose the moral of this story is that I really wish I'd bought them from you in the first place. I really do.

Best of luck with the sale of this amazing product.
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