John Hegley saint and blurry (album),
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+ includes lyrics & album art booklet
+ song about cleaning your glasses - my doggy don't wear glasses, so they`re lying when they say, a dog looks like its owner, aren't they, you've got to clean your glasses, if you want to see, properly.
+ greavsie (poem)that what we need without a dought, is more of jimmi greaves.
+ Eddie don't like furniture - Eddie doesn't bolster the upholstery biz, there's a lot of furniture in the world but none of its his, Eddie don't like furniture na na, na na.
+ Yorkie (poem)- he`s a rip off
+ A dogs life - they say a dogs a mans best friend, but not a dogs best friends a man, this is not surprising when you re only there to guard his van, brother can you tell me why so many dogs get to wear the blessed collar, but not other holy togs, its one law for the people and another for the beasts, expose the canines testicles but cover up the priests.
+ pat (poem) - pat, you are fat, but you are cataclysmically desirable.
+ Colin - song about a half man, half demolition ball.
+ the briefcase (poem)
+ contact lenses out - he don't like contact lenses and he like to tell you why,
first of all to put on in you have to poke yourself in the eye, (this song has loads of saxophone, strumming guitar and infectious lyrics)
+ death of a dog - song about facing mortality in comedy fashion.
+ the Edinburgh tattoo - comments against the tattoo trade
+ poetry - BEST SONG ON THE ALBUM REMINISCENT OF THE RAMOANS.