6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Don't shoot the messenger,
This review is from: Unlock The Secret Messages of Your Body: A 28-Day Jump-Start Program for Radiant Health and Glorious Vitality (Soul Coaching) (Paperback)
I was recommended this book by a female acquaintance of ours at the West Penge Conservative Club, Letitia Green-Roughage. Old Lettuce, as she is affectionately known, is very keen on all this self-help new age stuff. Well, you know me. I'm a broad minded chap, always willing to give something new a go. I invested in the book and listened to what secret messages my body had to share with me. "Charlie, old man," it said, "if you were a car, you'd fail your MOT. You're clapped out, knackered, past your prime. I would not give your body to a dog for its dinner. I would not have it as a gift." Feeling somewhat deflated, I left the book in the gents' latrine in Penge High Street and went for a swift libation at the Con Club. That's the trouble with secret messages. They're sometimes best kept a secret.
Unlock The Secret Messages of Your Body: A 28-Day Jump-Start Program for Radiant Health and Glorious Vitality (Soul Coaching)(6 customer reviews)