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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Posted on 1 May 2012 12:59:31 BDT
I. Stephens says:
Andrew, see this was posted in January - does it still tingle??
Posted on 1 May 2012 13:02:35 BDT
Der Spiess says:
Great review well done. Sorry to hear of your pain. We're all routing for you mate!
Posted on 1 May 2012 21:21:00 BDT
S. M. Baker says:
tried to read this out loud to my girlfriend...couldn't finish it....both of us are in hysterics!!
Posted on 1 May 2012 21:23:44 BDT
P. J. Hall says:
A brilliant review. Hmm, I notice that the product is now at a reduced price.
Posted on 1 May 2012 21:35:03 BDT
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Posted on 1 May 2012 22:48:36 BDT
D J. BROWN says:
best review ever. laughing my bollocks off.. :P
Posted on 1 May 2012 23:10:28 BDT
excellent reveiw, just had to laugh but hope your knob and bollocks soon recover
Posted on 2 May 2012 00:04:08 BDT
"If Carslberg did hair removal reviews.......it would probably be the best hair removal review in the world"
Posted on 2 May 2012 00:09:57 BDT
I had tears steaming down my cheeks for some time after reading this...initially from empathy but the most from howling with laughter till I couldn't breathe....top respect goes out to this bloke....
In reply to an earlier post on 2 May 2012 00:57:32 BDT
P. D. Patane says:
Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Just what I was thinking! LoL! This is just GREAT :D