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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Posted on 13 Apr 2012 15:26:09 BDT
Mr. K. Tootill says:
Wise words indeed
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 15:32:05 BDT
M. O'Nion says:
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 15:33:49 BDT
Mr. Paul Atkinson says:
if Carlsberg did product revues this would be it.......
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 15:36:38 BDT
L. Gee says:
Oh dear that sounds painful ..... helpful review just be proud to have saved all the other "loose cannons" your pain :)
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 15:44:22 BDT
Jim Darby says:
I'm just curious as to how many other products on Amazon (and there are quite a few!) that "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS" could be applied to....
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 16:11:29 BDT
I. Hodgson says:
Wise words. Note* In future, you may be tempted by your current mishap to try taking the number 1 guard off an electric razor to have a tidy, since it does such a good job with the stragglers elsewhere in our body. Don't. It bleeds.
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 16:11:50 BDT
Mrs A says:
Sorry for your pain but this is just toooooo funny
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 16:24:09 BDT
R Rogers says:
Painful for you, Painful for me in a state of hysteria, Best review of all time HAHAHAHAHA
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 16:34:48 BDT
Mr. Neil C. McDougall says:
Jerry Lee Lewis
Posted on 13 Apr 2012 16:37:11 BDT
OMG, the BEST review ever! I am crying!!!!