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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Posted on 22 Apr 2012 19:52:06 BDT
Joseph Robertson says:
I unfortunately did exactly the same thing. My gf generously this to my cock and bollocks, and instantly I was asking "Is it supposed to feel like this?!" She assured me that it may tingle slightly, but as a tingle turned to an intense burning pain, I knew something wasn't right so I hastily followed the instructions and scraped the cream off with the spatula provided. Along with the cream, came the skin from my bollocks, sliding off like hot chicken skin.
I couldn't believe my eyes, I rushed to the shower to rinse the rest off in complete agony, but the damage was already done. I could see flesh. Panicked, I stayed in the shower, rinsing all the time with cold water, while my gf laughed in hysterics. As soon as I took them out from under the shower, the agony resumed and so after 30 mins of rinsing, I made the decision to phone NhS 24.
I was passed between Nurses, each of whom had a good laugh at me, then apologised for doing so, and in the end they asked me to remain in the shower and await a return call. A further 30 minutes later, and I was beginning to chill in the shower, so took some tramadol and rode out the pain.
It was a long painful road to recovery. I now shave. Always read the instructions!
Posted on 22 Apr 2012 20:32:22 BDT
L. Colquhoun says:
you need to find a good woman to rub them better for you. Top review mate
In reply to an earlier post on 22 Apr 2012 21:48:40 BDT
Lj Cunliffe says:
oh this is proper genius, tears rolling down my face with laughter
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 09:18:44 BDT
T. Nagle says:
Sorry for your pain but thank you for the laugh this morning, hope your bollocks are better soon!
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 09:33:57 BDT
Mrs. V. Campbell says:
This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time, I laughed so hard that I couldn't speak and tears were pouring down my face.
Thank you for being a bright spot in a very bad week
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 11:34:27 BDT
A. Teague says:
outstanding comment & feedback really made me smile on a rainy day : )
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 11:39:08 BDT
great review, especially for your honesty!
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 11:47:10 BDT
Mr. G. Smith says:
Most inspiring and well-crafted review I've ever read on Amazon!!
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 12:25:42 BDT
This review is getting pretty famous! bless you facebook!
Posted on 23 Apr 2012 12:43:40 BDT