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5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:11:16 BDT
R. Ashrafi says:
Best review ever!

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:14:01 BDT
Nitin says:
just made my day

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:22:47 BDT
S. hall says:
g.burns says i use this product on my nether regions too i think its great makes me look 20 yrs younger lol but only leave it on for max 7mins andrew brilliant review my mate sent me this in a link was laughing so hard i farted.

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:41:37 BDT
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Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:48:41 BDT
thanks for the warning - I was just poised to do the same

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:57:12 BDT
L Preston says:
Easily the best review I have ever seen....

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules...."

Great opening line!!

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:57:17 BDT
L Preston says:
Easily the best review I have ever seen....

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules...."

Great opening line!!

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 11:57:23 BDT
MrTBeckwith says:
Made me cry for so many reasons, lol

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 12:14:47 BDT
Brunel says:
Best laugh I have had for ages. Congratulations to Amazon for allowing the post.

Posted on 13 Apr 2012 12:37:07 BDT
Andrew, we've all been there.. I suffered third degree testicular burns, felt like I was squatting over a furnace for a week. But at least it works.. by removing the skin from your balls, thus the hair follicles.

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