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DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS,
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Initial post: 26 Jan 2012 10:17:04 GMT
D. Smith says:
Best review ever. Thanks for the honesty!
Posted on 3 Feb 2012 01:57:16 GMT
I'm actually laughing at this, think this is the best thing i have ever read.
Posted on 8 Feb 2012 13:01:35 GMT
R. Gladman says:
Quite possibly the best review I've ever read.
Posted on 11 Feb 2012 08:53:27 GMT
C. R. Whiteside says:
Thanks for your brutally honest review. This is a painfull lesson well heeded.
Sorry for almost pissing myself laughing.
Posted on 14 Feb 2012 13:27:44 GMT
I usually blush at "blue" language but your review is SPOT ON! Made me laugh too. Thank you :-)
Posted on 21 Feb 2012 22:24:51 GMT
Hahahahaha! Cheers for the 2 minutes of laughter!
Posted on 24 Feb 2012 17:38:02 GMT
Amazon Customer says:
Veet is just toxic and it really should be banned. I've reverted to shaving 'down there' and will look into the body shaver when I can.
Aside from the understandable guffaws of laughter about poor Andrew's predicament, might I point out that you need medical treatment when this occurs. I found that it made my armpits quite sore/dry/ itchy. When I got some on my "tackle", I hobbled down to the surgery and the doctor prescribed a fairly strong creme that cleared up the "weepy bollocks syndrome" in a few days. If you happen to get scalded boy bits with it, take yourself off the the GP pronto. My more general advice is never use this stuff!
Posted on 18 Mar 2012 12:10:42 GMT
Miss H. Brennan says:
I had to share this review on facebook. Brilliant.
Posted on 19 Mar 2012 02:49:59 GMT
L. John-Baptiste says:
Best review I've ever read on here!
Posted on 20 Mar 2012 19:46:55 GMT
This had me laughing my arse off. Great review. Cheers.