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4.0 out of 5 stars Here Come The Girls...?, 7 May 2014
This review is from: Lynx Excite Shower Gel 250 ml (Personal Care)
The bottle itself makes no promises about 'unlimited female attention' although, on balance, I think I'm happier just being on the receiving end of occasional female attention instead. After all, I can only hold my stomach(s) in for a finite period of time: ditto any 'downstairs' greenhouse gasses. And, of course, the more time you spend in a woman's sights, the longer you've got to invariably get on her knockers. I don't think I'd last long under the intense scrutiny of 'unlimited female attention'... in ANY sense of that phrase.

The promise about this being full of 'heavenly masculinity' is right there on the bottle though. The gel itself is an extraordinarily dark shade of purple and smells, to my unsophisticated hooter at least, like a mixture of coconut, grapefruit and oranges. Quite why that should make for a particularly 'macho' combination I have no idea, but the end result is a fresh and vibrant (if also rather understated) scent.
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