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5.0 out of 5 stars Warning: Pen may be slightly possessed by hellspawn, 13 Jan. 2011
This review is from: Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen, Medium Point, Black (Office Product)
Having unwrapped my new Bic pen from the two foot wide box Amazon sent it in, I happily started to write some memoirs in the A4 note pad I'd stolen from a small child earlier that day. With a bottle of Blue Nun and some sugar coated monkey nuts at my side, I set about penning my latest ode to existence, entitled 'If I Stick My Hand Up Here, Will My Dreams Come True?'.

For a blissful three hours the pen was wonderful. However as I wended my merry way into the fourth hour of composition, I noticed that the pen was no longer writing what I wanted it to! Instead of recounting the delightful time I went punting on the river with Reverend Chumley on that clear August day when the mescaline was really kicking in, it instead began to write out such odd epithets as: 'Bow to your lord and master Shaberoth, he of the tentacles and oddly shaped genitalia' & 'The sky will rain blood as Shaberoth comes down among you...and waves his oddly shaped genitalia'.

Imagine my surprise!

I was further amazed when said demon lord Shaberoth appeared from the end of the pen in a cloud of sulfur...and waved his oddly shaped genitalia at me. This didn't faze me, having played rugby in my younger days, and I subdued the hellspawn with large Blue Nun and all the monkey nuts he could eat.

So, while the pen did turn out to be possessed, a lovely evening was had by all - until Shaberoth ate my pet guinea pig Winklehoven. I had to kindly ask him to leave at that point.

Other than this slight problem, the pen was very reliable and I still have it.

Five stars!!
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Initial post: 29 Aug 2011 09:28:15 BDT
John McEvoy says:
FAZE, not 'phase'. Please look it up. This schoolboy howler spoiled your otherwise humorous piece.

In reply to an earlier post on 30 Aug 2011 11:46:13 BDT
sighs..."Spoiled"?

Posted on 27 May 2014 16:19:36 BDT
P. Liyan says:
5 Stars to you too!!!
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