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if there were more hours in the day, & was I not restrained,
This review is from: PARTY TIME (Audio CD)
There are more things in life than pleasure. I know this to be true, but Gabriella and Monica Dracula's ( do I detect a hint of Michael Howard's genes in their faces?) latest offering has led me into a fantasy world, to a vocal experience of unsurpassed quality and intimacy that I had never thought possible.
Their rhythmic, pulsating, vibrant, energetic, compelling - and - dare I say it - sexual - chanting to "Touch my bum", have transported me to a heaven to which I have never known an equal.
The gyrating Transylvanian nymphettes lure you into a world of Gothic sexual perversity, whilst remaining pure and undefiled in our teenage-dominated cynical dungeons of depravity.
Our innocent 10-year-olds have indeed found a fountain of inspirational lyrics to assist them in their ultimate quest for an A* GCSE in English. Thank the Lord these girls exist, otherwise our nation of children would be doomed to a rendition of "Tragedy", by Steps or the vocal stylisation of Craig David, singing in the third person ("Craig David wants a Sara Lee Gateau". This is a sign of a schizophrenic personality - singing in the third person.) Calling all parents - buy this for your teenagers now and forestall the schizoid personality. You have been warned.
Things could truly be worse.