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This review is from: How to Develop and Use Psychic Touch (Llewellyn's How to) (Paperback)
As a longtime devotee of Mr Andrews' wise writings, I was very excited to receive this tome. Fired with enthusiasm, I was soon exploiting my latent psychic powers, touching household objects and exploring the secret life of our pop-up toaster and the microwave. I was truly privileged to share the age-old wisdom of the Dyson. Moving out into the garden, I explored the auras of the flowers and a slug, who was going about his diurnal business. Disaster, however, struck in Waitrose. Carried away with my new found powers of psychic touch, I attempted to make spiritual contact with a young lady as she bent over to rummage amongst the frozen comestibles. Her burly male companion, obviously not in tune with the faerie realms, was most abusive and it was only by abasing myself in a most undignified manner that I was able to escape intact.