An excellent work of art,
This review is from: NUK Multi Drying Rack System for Baby Bottles (White/ Grey) (Baby Product)
Firstly, I ordered this because I was sincerely hoping that I'd be able to figure out specifically why baby bottles might require anything other than the regular drying rack upon which normal dishes are aired. Still haven't a clue though, sorry. If you're looking for answers on that front, I came out none the wiser- after having scratched my head for a good half hour. And I don't mean that figuratively. I literally scratched my head, yet didn't get any closer to an answer.
Still, the important thing is that Doreen absolutely loved the abstract piece of kitschy plastic modern art that I "bought" her for Christmas. Naturally I came up with a load of pseudo-intellectual twaddle to accompany it. She has taken great relish in showing off "Manifestations of the Phallus" (by the neutered and HIV Positive Scandinavian artist- Lars von Daskkenson) to all of our friends, and bragging about how I outbid a wealthy Texan oil Baron (thus robbing him of an opportunity to fire twin pistols into the air whilst shouting "Yeeeeha!") in order to secure my purchase from the Tate Modern.
PS. Please note that I didn't breach the regulations about not gifting review products to anyone else. I was just lying when I told Doreen that it's hers, just the same as I lied to her about all the other surrounding issues. As far as I'm concerned, it's in my house on my Ikea coffee table, therefore it's still mine- so aside from not having had to pay for anything, I didn't actually even get her a present at all. Hahaha!