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5.0 out of 5 stars Metal that melts at 25 degrees, my barking spider, 10 Sep 2013
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Unfortunately, this product arrived on the first day I went to prison. I opened the parcel just as the van rounded the corner into my road. The packages look suspiciously like bullets so I quickly slipped them into my tea towel holder for safe keeping. So far so good but unfortunately gallium melts at 25 degrees centigrade and the temperature inside my dirty bakery is around 37. I arrived at prison and was immediately told to get undressed and bend over for a body cavity search. The big fat prison officer rammed her whole hand up my council gritter and of course it came out covered in molten metal. Needless to say I lost my job as prison chaplain and every time my nipsy gets below 25 degrees it solidifies and becomes very painful; it's no longer a chocolate starfish but a metal one. Cheers Amazon
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Initial post: 20 Sep 2013 12:14:44 BDT
James Boot says:
One of the funniest things I have ever read! AND I HAVE JUST BOUGHT SOME hahahahahahaha

Posted on 14 Feb 2014 15:43:29 GMT
OMG! Hilarious!

Posted on 22 Apr 2014 15:30:20 BDT
Cher says:
brilliant!
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