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4.0 out of 5 stars They are definitely getting smaller, 29 Jan 2011
This review is from: Mars Bar 51 g (Pack of 48) (Grocery)
At least that is what my doctor told me. However, back to that old favourite Mars Bar. Named after its inventor, Mr Bar, these have been around for some 80 years. No, I don't mean the ones you'll buy from here as that would make them a little past their sell-by date.

Mars Bars are lovely when cool, yet horrible when hot. Eat one that has been left on a car seat on a hot day and you'll know what I mean. Have cool ones and they'll be a snacktime favourite. Hot stringy caramel is a no-no in my book - mainly because the pages get stuck together.

If you have not tried them before I would recommend buying used or renting first, just in case.
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Initial post: 6 Jul 2012 00:31:30 BDT
Last edited by the author on 6 Jul 2012 00:33:45 BDT
teapot pixie says:
Mr Bennett..It's not the size of the Mars Bar..it's what you do with it that counts..lol
Your sense of humour is uncannily like mine to say the least! It's certainly good to know insanity is alive and well in dear ol'Blighty..lol
Must admit I've been a bit naugty on You Tube in my time..lol. I've had several "personas" are it's amazing how utterly gullible folks are that one is taking the "proverbial" ! OR they get totally offended ...don't know what they're missing! Keep eating crisps ! Cheesy Nibbles..Miss Wilde

In reply to an earlier post on 6 Jul 2012 01:00:15 BDT
Dear Ms/Miss Wilde, I'm not really sure what you are insinuating concerning my mental health. Treatment here in Britain is actually quite good these days, now we have stopped using cages and cattleprods. I am more than happy with my big bucket of Sticklebricks. I am glad that you like my sense of humour - although the general befuddlement is perfectly genuine. I really was not made for this modern world, of that I am sure.

Unfortunately, I have had to delete some of my reviews as comments left by some people have been both rude and cruel. I must say I'm not really sure what you mean about the size of Mars bars. You can get them in all manner of sizes, for example "King Size". Which is pretty vague when you think about it. Henry VIII for example was wont to be quite a stout, broad fellow and most confectionery would be nowhere near his dimensions. "Fun Size" is also vague. I have no idea how to measure or compare "fun". My conversion tables book from my first job shows no indication on how the hell I am meant to do this.

But I must thank you for your valuable input. I do welcome all messages of support now that I am living on my own with only bumper packets of crisps to keep my company. That really is very kind of you.

Kindest wishes, and many many thanks,

Mr H Bennett

In reply to an earlier post on 19 Dec 2012 01:44:37 GMT
JonnyOats says:
Oh no, you split from your wife :( I just read your review of 'Shag yourself thin' which didn't work for her. Oh dear, well you sound like a great guy and i hope you can find someone else (if that's your wish). Keep going with your reviews as well, they're certainly very funny! All the best, Jon.

Posted on 8 Nov 2013 20:51:10 GMT
D. S. Sample says:
I wouldn't buy as used one , especially from Mick Jagger ..
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