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5.0 out of 5 stars The bat and I have become one , I ...am the Batman!, 14 Nov. 2013
This review is from: Rucanor Aluminium Baseball Bat (Sports)
Whack! Whack! Whack! What can I say about this 60cm Aluminium bat? If you're after some home security then look no further. There are 2 things I hold dear in this world ,my family & justice. When I first held my new home security system it fit like a glove ,destined to serve righteousness. I could feel its icy ,cold power flowing through my veins .I waited in earnest for a burglar to strike, even leaving the doors open, alas my patience was not rewarded. Determined to put my new powers to the test I took to the streets. Since then I have single-handedly obliterated dozens of fences & plantpots ,shattered countless windscreens and ruined an immeasurable number of parties. Got me an old punching bag out back I can lay into ,keep me focussed. Till then I wait on my couch ,dressed only in my underwear, bat in hand, unemployed, unloved ,waiting. This city needs a hero ... a symbol. The bat and I have become one , I ...am the Batman!
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Initial post: 7 Feb 2014 00:39:06 GMT
Steve T says:
Gonna get one now. Thanks

Posted on 7 Feb 2014 21:13:13 GMT
K. Kennedy says:
ha ha :)

Posted on 1 Mar 2014 12:39:47 GMT
PatchReview says:
Its guys like you that make me remember the world is still full of funny people

Posted on 17 Mar 2014 10:37:22 GMT
Food Freak says:
Sold :)

Posted on 23 Mar 2014 16:42:24 GMT
IB2B says:
Reading this review just made my day - I don't think i've laughed so hard all week :)

Posted on 23 May 2014 00:05:43 BDT
EliseMarie says:
LOL I want one now! Every city needs a Batwoman too!

Posted on 24 Nov 2014 00:52:04 GMT
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Posted on 24 Nov 2014 00:53:37 GMT
J. Grt says:
hahaha epic review. Thanks for the laugh dude!!

Posted on 13 Dec 2014 23:24:07 GMT
Lol...you a funny guy....top geezer

Posted on 30 Dec 2014 10:16:25 GMT
Asim Rahman says:
Great review!!
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