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Erotic Zombie Slasher,
This review is from: Attack Girls Swim Team Vs Unliving Dead [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC] (DVD)
No sooner has the troubled young mind of Aki, played by Japanese porn star Sasa Handa, stepped on campus she meets a fellow student named Sayaka who has the exact same birthmark and an indentical mole: Is Sayaka her long lost sister she was seperated from at birth?. Next, a mad scientist sent in to administer inoculation jabs for the luscious young student bodies against a new virus makes a little error in judgement, resulting in a not-so-little flesh-eating zombie epidemic.
Now, with the majority of students and all of the teachers running amuck, eating each other, having kinky rabid sex and juggling, it's up to Aki and her new found allies on the Girls' Swim Team to give these monsters a darn good soaking! Chlorine is a zombie vaccination doncha know? The mad scientist just so happens to be the same individual who abused Aki as a young child: just to give the lame plot a little more impetus. There's blood, gore and hot naked jap girls galore in this gorehouse/soft porn pulp extravaganza.
Attack Girls' Swim Team Versus the Undead: Unrated Limited Edition has been directed by Koji Kawano, a J-sploitation master and it does exactly what it says on the tin: poor acting, a lame script with lots of chuckle infected action - the title should've been a clear indication of what to expect. This demented flick is not a horror film per se, but more of a watered down porno without the hardcore sex scenes; but, leans less towards carnage with its intentions of getting the audience aroused, yes limbs get severed with plenty of gore but its more in the vein of comedy than horror. If you like it dirty and your sense of humour is questionable, then slip it in the basket; and/or, somewhere wet.