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No good for man hands,
This review is from: BIC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - Black (Office Product)
I bought this pen (in error, evidently) to write my reports of each day's tree felling activities in my job as a lumberjack. It is no good. It slips from between my calloused, gnarly fingers like a gossamer thread gently descending to earth between two giant redwood trunks.
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Initial post: 27 Aug 2012 22:11:48 BDT
A. Barlow says:
You have succeeded in writing one of my favorite reviews ever.
Posted on 28 Aug 2012 18:51:53 BDT
J. Morgan says:
Gossamer, eh? Hey, you're a lumberjack, and you're ok! Duh, read the title. They are for ladies! Of course you can't grip them properly. I would never even try something so bold. I eat only in restaurants and live in a sty, because my hands could obviously hold female implements of cooking and cleaning. But one day I'll catch a dainty wife and my life will be changed... Gee Wiz. What chutzpah.
Posted on 28 Aug 2012 19:58:36 BDT
Isaac Howe says:
This is the best review ever. Worthy of comment.
Posted on 28 Aug 2012 21:38:19 BDT
Benjamin Haag says:
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Well played :).
Posted on 28 Aug 2012 22:05:19 BDT
Posted on 28 Aug 2012 22:20:11 BDT
P. Gomez says:
Well done, sir!
Posted on 29 Aug 2012 00:10:32 BDT
doog fuss says:
seven people don't think you're okay if you're a lumberjack.
Posted on 29 Aug 2012 00:16:31 BDT
Do you like dressing as a woman?
Posted on 29 Aug 2012 10:35:11 BDT
A poetic lumberjack. Don't get many of those to the pound, I'll bet.