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SHARKS! GET OFF THE BEACH!
on 18 September 2013
Not since "2012: Ice Age" as Asylum made me laugh so hard. Asylum argues this is based on facts such as CG Sharks can swim in 6 inches of water and Tara Reid's career is in the crapper. Due to global warming sharks are transported inland via a tornado. As in any Asylum disaster film, it is "save the family" first no matter how the world is ending. In this case Fin (Ian Ziering) leads a group of adults on a dangerous trek through the flooded streets of LA to locate and save his family, who really don't like him or want to be saved. They must fight off sharks on every street corner armed with a shotgun, hedge clippers, tire jack, propane, baseball bat, sledge hammer, and my favorite weapon, the bar stool.
At 90 minutes the film is way too short. Much better if stoned.
Parental Guide: No f-bombs, sex, or nudity.