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Yippee Ki Yay
on 7 January 2015
Imagine; you're 4. You wanted to watch Return of the Jedi on the DVD player, for the bears, but they made you watch Die Hard instead. So you watch it and go off and write a story that combines the two. You get Assault Troopers and your mum thinks your a genius. Except all mums think that about their kids and she is way off the mark this time! Because this is utter rot.
Overview - Bruce Willis is fed up of being the last breath of humanity after space terrorists blow his world away. He attacks the Jello alien, kills lots of big terror aliens, lizard aliens and any other types of aliens he can find. Having shrugged off the dirty vest, our hero attacks in the buff.
At the end he drives off with the crumpet he wanted to impress.
I want a public inquiry into what made me buy this in the first place. I don't pick turds off the pavement so why did I buy this one?