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5.0 out of 5 stars Best B-Grade in years!!
Okay, so Ive never done this before but for this movie I had to write something to the true horror fans out there.
This is an awesome B-Grade (stress the B) film. Not amazingly gory all the way through, but one gory scene with a chainsaw (you know what I'm talking 'bout) is one of the best I've seen in quite some time. This is not a film that everyone's going to...
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3.0 out of 5 stars LOOK IN MY EYE
This is a rather pointless "horror" film. A group of 20 somethings are out in the woods, some long distance from the road to clear an area for a large camp site for kids...one you can't reach by car. The cast introduce themselves as a way to quickly build character. As they clear the woods accidents happen and this thing turns into a "ten little Indians" tale for no rhyme...
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3.0 out of 5 stars LOOK IN MY EYE, 28 April 2013
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This is a rather pointless "horror" film. A group of 20 somethings are out in the woods, some long distance from the road to clear an area for a large camp site for kids...one you can't reach by car. The cast introduce themselves as a way to quickly build character. As they clear the woods accidents happen and this thing turns into a "ten little Indians" tale for no rhyme or reason.

The acting was decent. The dialouge was well written. The plot flowed rather well in spite of some issues, but there was no substance to the story...or maybe I am missing something. Some films are made better by not explaining what happened (Yellow Brick Road), but it didn't work for me in this one. After watching a fairly decent film, I was let down by the ending, the last scene which caused me to laugh (by design). The closeups of the chainsaw showed it didn't have a chain but a serrated blade made to look like chain.

The land was donated by a family whose little girl was murdered, which didn't really enter the film. Apparently the land they are on is cursed, but by what and why? Did the girl being killed curse the land or was that because of it? Or was one of the campers cursed or a victim of it? Or was it all fate? The film will need a sequel to explain this one.

Parental Guide: F-bombs, near sex, nudity (Grindhouse girl Emmy Robbin)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Best B-Grade in years!!, 5 July 2014
This review is from: I Didn't Come Here to Die [DVD] (DVD)
Okay, so Ive never done this before but for this movie I had to write something to the true horror fans out there.
This is an awesome B-Grade (stress the B) film. Not amazingly gory all the way through, but one gory scene with a chainsaw (you know what I'm talking 'bout) is one of the best I've seen in quite some time. This is not a film that everyone's going to enjoy. The acting's pretty cheesy and the film style pretty grainy and frankly a little hard to watch. But who the hell cares. Incredibly memorable scenes, a believable plot and an end so fantastically funny, I almost wet myself. If you're a true horror connoiseur and enjoyed recent films like 'Hobo with a Shotgun', 'Dead Snow', and 'The Loved Ones' then you will love this.
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4.0 out of 5 stars not bad, 23 May 2014
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not the best but not the worst i have seen
I love horror movies and story is not bad but as for horror doesnt really get there
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2.0 out of 5 stars The film definitely went there to die, 19 July 2014
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I just could not see the point of this film with bad acting from the start and a pointless and non believable story. Not bad special fx though which saved it from me giving it a 1 star rating
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3.0 out of 5 stars "..GOOD BUT NO MASTERPIECE..", 20 May 2013
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This review is from: I Didn't Come Here to Die [DVD] (DVD)
Firstly don't be fooled by the cool DVD cover and the false quotes on the front especially the over the top comment that says the best horror debut since the evil dead ha, ha, its really nothing more than a cheap low budget horror that is amazing to watch but is NO masterpiece and is certainly NO Gorefest, lord knows what these reviewers are watching, the story is thin and pointless in a way but does hold quite well with a fairly decent cast and an old school 80's vibe about it especially with the cheap film grade, the film has some gore one major scene in particular which is done very well involving a chainsaw, and it does have its funny moments too probably the final shot of the movie will raise a laugh, overall its worth a watch if you can get it cheap but don't expect anything special, ignore the false advertising on the DVD cover.
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