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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S ROBOTS, 10 May 2013
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This review is from: Android Insurrection (DVD) (DVD)
I am not sure where to start. This is a very bad film, but has some camp value. The film takes place in the year 2532. We know robots have taken over all of our tasks, but we don't know anything about society or why there is a desert between Philadelphia and New York, why it is called the Philadelphia Desert, or why the young Prince of England is there being held captive by a robot. Afterwards, a group of humans take on the task of rescuing an android and whatever humans they can find from a rogue AI manufacturing facility which looks like a large 20th century metal frame warehouse complete with office cubicles and marks-a-lot eraser boards.

The crew takes their orders from a man (David Ian Lee) with a varying bad German accent, Elvis chops and a Hitler mustache. The android they rescue (Sarah-Doe Osborne) is one of those jerk your head around androids. The special effects were made worse once it got to the editors where they ensured the sounds of gun fire and the CG gun flames hopelessly don't match. There is a "Star Wars" type light laser. Sometimes it uses a blue CG light, but in battle the laser looks like it is plastic pea green. There were a lot of pauses as if the actors forgot their lines. Oh yes. The film has a twist, but at that point, who cares? Virginia Logan is the main actor in this one. She runs around showing off her bare midriff. Her name is Foxwell, perhaps to make us think about a low budget "Transformers" Megan Fox. She tried to carry the film, but it was just too much of a stinker.

The film is worse than a SyFy production or Asylum. The beginning has a long narration about robots and likewise the ending has an extremely long boring narration followed by the movie credits...Seriously, who does that? 8th graders?

The DVD cover says "brief nudity" which is kind of odd, because the film itself has no nudity. It does have B&W nudity at the very beginning to present the film logo, but none in the main body of the film.

Parental Guide: F-bombs. No sex. Aforesaid nudity.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Probably the worst film ever made..., 13 April 2013
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it's so bad it should be funny... but it's not... it's just a complete waste of money made by amateur actors and amateur film-makers
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Probably the worst film ever made..., 13 April 2013
it's so bad it should be funny... but it's not... it's just a complete waste of money made by amateur actors and amateur film-makers.
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Android Insurrection DVD, 9 May 2013
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Utter rubbish, poor quality, amateurish production and acting, keep your money in your pocket. The best thing about this DVD is the title.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Foul Language Rubish, 7 May 2013
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I know it is an action movie with tough soldiers, but I don't it is necessary for them to lace their dialogue with so many expletives.
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