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52 of 56 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars strange things...
I compliment the store on their customer service, the product is made from good cardboard and stands a realistic height...

However, I found, once this had been installed in my living room weirdness happened.
all of a sudden I felt unable to discuss homosexuality, I felt unable to mention it near any school.
then all the milk went from my fridge...
Published 15 months ago by Ms. Fiona Stuart

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60 of 62 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Awkward
I installed this in the living room but after an hour or so realised it was at the wrong angle. Strangely enough however, I am unable to turn it...
Published 15 months ago by BiscuitAhoy


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60 of 62 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Awkward, 16 April 2013
I installed this in the living room but after an hour or so realised it was at the wrong angle. Strangely enough however, I am unable to turn it...
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51 of 53 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars can attract undesirables, 16 April 2013
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After setting up the somewhat flimsy product in my living room (admittedly insight of passing trade) I began to be visited by racists and psychopaths. I'm unsure if the two are connected but at the same time my first aid kit was plundered, my alarm clock stopped working and I lost my job. Avoid.
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43 of 45 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Keeps me warm at night., 19 April 2013
Sadly, I've had to burn this item because the weather was cold and I ran out of coal twenty-nine years ago.
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33 of 35 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Iron Lady...ha, 19 April 2013
Really poor quality. After only 30 seconds punching it and hitting it with a hammer it broke. However it did actually burn very well.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars PERFECT FOR 5th NOVEMBER, 21 April 2013
This is a wonderful product, I am so glad it is available as these days we send any unwanted clothing to charity shops, so making a guy for Guy Fawkes night is tricky but now we will just put this on the bonfire instead.
Very useful.
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56 of 60 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars WARNING, 16 April 2013
This is part of a set which includes a gun carriage, hundreds of police, army, navy and air force figures plus assorted politicians and dictators.
You'll need at least 10 million pounds to collect all the pieces.
I tried to complain about the cost but I've been arrested.
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52 of 56 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars strange things..., 15 April 2013
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Ms. Fiona Stuart (nottingham u.k) - See all my reviews
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I compliment the store on their customer service, the product is made from good cardboard and stands a realistic height...

However, I found, once this had been installed in my living room weirdness happened.
all of a sudden I felt unable to discuss homosexuality, I felt unable to mention it near any school.
then all the milk went from my fridge.
I then kept demanding money from every visitor that came in my house, every head, I needed to charge...

then the hair happened...and the twin sets...my goth wardrobe became redundant..
help... I am being possessseeeddddd....
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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A life-saver, 19 April 2013
This has been a real life-saver, and I'm delighted I bought it.

My job involves coming up with economic policies, and since I have no previous knowledge or experience in this area, I have to admit frankly I was stumped. But now, I can simply stare at this model for half an hour or so, and I begin to experience the most wonderful feeling of calm and peace. In that state, ideas start to come to me, and I go to work the next day and tell people to work them up into policy. They look at me a bit funny, and try to tell me my ideas can't possibly work, but I have a sense of conviction which I can only put down to my quiet meditation with Margaret.

She comes with one outfit, but I've been experimenting with dressing her up in many different costumes. I have a little previous experience of folding textiles during a brief work placement, and it's come in handy for my dressing up games.

Sometimes, my quiet times alone with Margaret give me such a sense of satisfaction that I don't mind admitting I shed a silent tear or two. Highly recommended.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Hate it with a passion!, 18 April 2013
It seems the main reason people bought this was because of a split in the old labour one. Anyway, this grotesque waste of space has been given far more credit than it deserves and if it wasn't for it being propped up with increased north sea oil production it would have fallen flat on its face within no time.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly inflexible, 15 April 2013
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Once in situ, this item became very hard to dislodge or even to turn a modest distance. It's properly awkward, and even when I finally managed to replace it with something I hoped would be a little more flexible and a bit less colourful I found very little change in our situation. In fact, although it's theoretically been gone a long time, it's as though it's still here, looming ominously over everything we do.
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