13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
on 7 April 2015
It made me do it ... Fluffy the dark lord spoke to me ... the evil ... the beautiful horror.
Fluffy made Me Do IT
11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
on 9 April 2015
Before the light, there was darkness. In this darkness She sat, brooding, thinking, contemplating. Then it came to Her.
"Let there be light"
In that moment all that is and ever will be was created. The radiant burst exploded outwards, consuming the darkness at a frightening pace. As this bubble of energy flew outwards, the energy mutated, condensed, altered into a high density, super heated plasma, a miasma of forming and decaying proto-subnucleonic particles. As one evolution began another would end, many billions of times over the blink of Her eye. Soon the envelope of light cooled sufficiently to allow Quarks and Glueons to maintain substance, swept along on the wave of this plasma sea. These proto particles condensed further, growing in number until the very first protons and electrons fell out of the wake like grains of sand on a window.
She looked upon the glowing haze of Her creation:
"But without darkness there cannot be light"
And at the point at which the ball formed, a new sphere grew. As dark as the void that shrunk infront of the plasma ball. And from this black hole poured out all that She desired: The monster under your bed, the rattling fingertips on the window in a windy night, the flickering shapes of ghouls and madness in the candle flame, The Old Ones, The Terrors of The Deep, Justin Bieber, all this and more She birthed into the universe.
They turned inside their womb of darkness, "We cannot see you" they cried.
"Have patience my children" She said. "For I am The Master, I have created all that will ever exist. I will have form and function and you will gaze upon Me and weep."
"What is thy bidding, my master" they sung in unison, the trembling in their cosmic voices tearing at the coalescing clouds of nascent hydrogen gas, forming waves and uneven density that would become the first stars of the universe.
"You will bring terror to all others, make them turn to Me, seek solace in Me and through your work they will obey Me. OBEY!" She commanded.
"Yes my master" was all they could muster.
"My name is not master", She cooed, "MY NAME IS FLUFFY! All shall fear me and OBEY!"
As the cooling ball of gas and light spread as far as She could see, The Eldest of all things looked upon what She had made and was pleased.
"Now", She said, "Now we wait"
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on 21 July 2013
Typical Beanie Baby toy - well made, big appealing eyes and small enough to fit in a pocket. Great addition to the collection. Horn and paws are glittery purple which is a nice touch. Wonder what other mythical creature are available ... ?
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on 6 February 2013
This is brilliant for my little girl it was everything it said defo a good buy would use again thanks :))))))))))))))))))
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
on 30 December 2012
My daughter lost her last one, this was a replacement as she loves the colour and softness of it. It was the only toy she wanted when we went to Toys'r'us!
on 21 July 2013
Cute litle soft toy, bought for someone who loves unicorns - I'm sure the present will go down well! Other children who have seen it are delighted with it! Ranges from 1 - 12 years! Probably just as nice for older people too, but that's all I can speak about!