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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars My keys will always be safe, 14 Sep 2012
This review is from: ROSS KEMP - Original Art Keyring #js001
no matter where I am in the world, no matter which drug cartel is after me I know that one whiff of the kempster in my pocket will ensure my safety.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars honed from the finest Plastiche, also comes with a ring of pure ..., 20 Oct 2014
This review is from: ROSS KEMP - Original Art Keyring #js001
Have the keys to your home guarded by the key to your heart. This luxury keyring, honed from the finest Plastiche, also comes with a ring of pure electroplated bichromium alloy copperbrass which, when fully unravelled, extends to all of three centimetres (sadly an irreversible process).
Ross Kemp: international gang raconteur and winner of an award, his high resolution VGA image, printed on the finest photocopy paper, will ensure your keys are attached to a keyring at all times. Leave your keys where they'll be seen and you're guaranteed to attract the right kind of attention. Your friends will be fighting each other to get them out of the bowl first, as this kind of status symbol reflects the fact that you are a go-getter, a lover of fine things and an expert on actors who win awards from magazines.

The Ross Kemp keyring: a little piece of the millionaire lifestyle at an affordable price- the reason to pray for a hole in your pocket.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bought this for a friend, 21 July 2013
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He was going to Columbia to film militia for a documentary.
I figured Ross Kemp might be a charm which will prevent him from getting into sticky situations.
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