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4.0 out of 5 stars Revenge Of The B-Movie
WARNING: This review contains bruised nuts.

What decision do you make if the power suits of Hollywood prevent you from making a feature with unnecessary red tape? You stick up your mid digit, contact a few friends in the industry and make a bitch slapping exploitation movie about big titted lesbian vixens covered in blood and sweat that like to pop pills, shoot...
Published on 8 May 2010 by The Critic Ali Insane

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3.0 out of 5 stars Warning
This Scandinavian disc appears to be the only Blu-Ray option currently available. It has subtitles in any of Danish, Norwegian, Swedish or Finnish. All fine so far, but annoyingly you don't seem to be able to turn them off so I'm going to have to ponder whether to return this now.

This kind of thing should be spotlighted in the product description...
Published on 11 Feb 2012 by T. Franklin


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29 of 31 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Revenge Of The B-Movie, 8 May 2010
WARNING: This review contains bruised nuts.

What decision do you make if the power suits of Hollywood prevent you from making a feature with unnecessary red tape? You stick up your mid digit, contact a few friends in the industry and make a bitch slapping exploitation movie about big titted lesbian vixens covered in blood and sweat that like to pop pills, shoot guns and kick arse. If your script is loaded with cool dialogue that's guaranteed to make your audience laugh and the story is directed at the right pace with a young, sultry inexperienced cast supported by well-known TV actors then, it's quite possible to show the money grabbing office personnel that you don't need their financial backing and advertising because your movie is good enough to sell on it's own merit.

Bitch Slap succeeds on all accounts and serves up one of the best exploitation b-movies in recent years and comes topped with a large slab of toasted cheese (not literally - of course!). With stunt coordination and fight sequences constructed by ZoŽ Bell (Kill Bill, Death Proof), and the action scenes handled by the people behind Xena: Princess Warrior and The Legend Of Hercules, and cameo's from the cast of said TV series, you know that this flick not only as ample bosom protecting its heart but it also packs a good solid punch to the nether regions; and, makes no apologies for being exactly what it is... great fun with lots of bounce! So, if you want to sit down, butter a muffin and switch off your brain for a top-notch fun ride then add: a down and out stripper named Trixie; a drug pushing ex-con named Camero and the mysterious Foxy 69 (the cast of Bitch Slap) to your basket; but, you may want to consider the region 1 version that comes with ten extra minutes.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it., 9 Sep 2013
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I absolutely love this. The cast commentary is so funny and you can tell they genuinely had fun making this. I love everything about this awesome film.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Good, 9 May 2013
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Good film, with lots of action. A bit corney in parts but this is grindhouse. Girls are sexy and deliver a good act.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Girls With Guns!, 21 Mar 2013
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If you like films featuring busty girls with guns and a bit of martial arts thrown in, this is a great film to watch while lounging in an armchair with a six-pack at your side!
Rather neatly-done twist at the end as well. ;)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Warning, 11 Feb 2012
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T. Franklin (UK) - See all my reviews
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This Scandinavian disc appears to be the only Blu-Ray option currently available. It has subtitles in any of Danish, Norwegian, Swedish or Finnish. All fine so far, but annoyingly you don't seem to be able to turn them off so I'm going to have to ponder whether to return this now.

This kind of thing should be spotlighted in the product description.

FWIW ignore the star review as I've not watched the movie through. This "review" is merely to highlight the above.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Purely awesome!, 5 Aug 2011
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Alain Sarti (Wiesbaden) - See all my reviews
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First of all: it's kind of a B-Movie. With that in mind, you can enjoy it alot! It doesn't always make sense, but it's just pure fun!

A must-see for fans of bizzare and funny movies ;)
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4.0 out of 5 stars Great B -film, 29 July 2011
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J. DER (Swindon, Wiltshire United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
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If you love Grindhouse movies then this is for you,i loved Planet Terror,Death proof,machete and this has all of those ingridents,yes it days play like a Russ meyers film,yes the women are shown in a very non PC way,but hell its a load of fun even the plot is ok,playing like memento a bit....
So sit back enjoy the film for what it is....i would definetly watch it again.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Unique, Lovely girls and interesting story, 29 July 2011
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K. C. Tong (UK) - See all my reviews
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Very good quality picture of the pretty girls on the HD disc with quite interesting storyline, given this type of movies. Given the genre of this movie, it's a lot better than the wildly unreal scenes of similar Japanese movies. It's actually the best of it's kind. I think the producer/director achieved the project target they set out. Well done! Highly recommended.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great action packed movie that doesn't take itself too seriously....., 5 July 2011
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I love this movie, it goes against every pc bone in my body to admit it but i do. I would call myself a feminist in that i think women should be treated equally and not exploited, as every right thinking person should, but my rationale didn't stop me enjoying this massive heap of cheese, I roared at the camera work and the slow motion water fight in the desert between the 3 leads. I hope it was taking the mickey out of itself because i thought it was great. It is clearly aimed at teenage boys however i think males of any age will love it, and even the odd female will be able to see the humour in it and love it for what it is, plain old good entertainment. The leads look great, the acting is good, the storyline is good. Don't let the title put you off. It is misleading. If you like your movies action packed, stylish, sexy and fun, with a dollop of cheese, this one's for you....
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars If Tarentino or Rodriguez had made this you would have seen it by now, 19 Feb 2011
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I bought this after reading a magazine review and it was money well spent. This is a really good film and the three female leads are all very good - especially Erin Cummings. The makers should be happy that they have come up with such an entertaining film in a genre where it is so easy to go wrong.
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