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5.0 out of 5 stars Feel their furry power!
I have seen many t-shirts in my time - almost five - but none have inspired me in quite the same way.
One wolf is a luxury; two, pure decadence; but three? 'Surely no man wields such a mighty chest as to be able to harness these averagely transferred beasts?' thought I. But if mine were such a chest then perhaps womenfolk might gaze upon me and say 'Oooh'...
Published on 22 Jan 2010 by Mr. A. Brett
52 of 56 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Sadly too powerful...
As the owner of the largest and most plushly outfitted trailer on the lot I often find myself subject to the envy and jealousy of other lesser men. Women desire my girthy XXXL frame but also fear it's obvious power- which is prodigous. Indeed, they often engage in cheap jibes and name calling in (generally unsuccessful) attempts to distance me and thus protect...
Published on 12 Feb 2010 by D. Deacon
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5.0 out of 5 stars Barking mad at the moon..........,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)Barking mad at the moon
.I received one of these as a gift and I have to say that the other reviews are correct. Once you eventually hold one in your hands, it's so powerful and overwhelming. I did a sick and ran away.
I'm not sure about anybody else who has obtained one of these bad-boy wolf tees but after I put mine on I felt the need to treat my neighbours to a powerful '2 minutes to midnight' full moon 20 minute howling solo. Do you know, I haven't looked back since. In fact thanks to my neighbours I can't, this stinking neck brace the hospital gave me won't let me.
But this T-shirt is seriously cool. I have only worn it a few days now and my life has been transformed. Wee turns back to beer, the postman delivers my post to the right house, so no turd bombs get returned to sender anymore and I have had so much female attention recently that I may have the beginnings of a small army made up of my illegitimate offspring in over 50 counties. This in itself is amazing really, as there are only 48 counties in England! Years from now, we could be a force to be reckoned with in our JL421 Badonkadonk tanks.
Buy one now - T-shirt has 3 wolfs on it and a moon for god's sake! You'll laugh, you'll cry, it will change your life. It has for me.
5.0 out of 5 stars Destined for perfection,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light that it was good and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. And God said let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear and it was so. And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters he called Seas and God saw that it was good. And God said let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself upon the earth and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the third day. And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years. And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. And God said let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind and God saw that it was good. And God blessed them, saying be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. And God said let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind and it was so. And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and everything that creepeth upon the earth after his kind and God saw that it was good. And God said let us make man in our image, after our likeness and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. And God said behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat and it was so. And then God made the Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt in size large for man and size small for the spare rib and it was so. And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day whence he beat man 6-1 at beach volleyball before resting on the seventh day.
5.0 out of 5 stars The awesomeness of the wolf!,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)it is pure awesomeness the true power will be unleashed if you wear it and you will be transformed into a werewolf. Try that in a night club! The three wolves will give you power beyond comprehension, buy it or be doomed to unawesomeness for the rest of your life!
5.0 out of 5 stars a wolf in wolf's clothing,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)If you type WOLF backwards you get FLOW. And that's what I felt upon wearing it. An awesome flow of pure energy and well being radiating from my sternum and lower duodenal region. These shirts are to be worn with caution. The sheer rush of power One feels when wearing them surely cannot be legal. When worn under my knitted sweater, this shirt gives me an intense feeling of confidence and well being. I am no longer an IT consultant. I am a fricking GOD.
5.0 out of 5 stars Howling at the moon!!!,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)This shirt is a very high standard and the company is an excellent company to deal with. The shirt is exactly as described and as i bought it as a christmas present has made the person i bought it for very happy. In the past i have had problems with third party sellers, however in this case i am more than satisfied and the five stars reflects their efforts as much as the product itself.
5.0 out of 5 stars Makes me want to howl at the MOON,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)This is a beautiful Tshirt, great fit, awesome design and excellent quality, I was maybe expecting a cheap fruit of the loom Tshirt with the print on but it isn't, its a fantastic quality garment and turned up in quick time (ordered XMAS day) delivered on the 4th of January, so please don't listen to the other review who say this companies service is slow. They sent me an e-mail with the tracking information when I contacted them very promptly and all three Tshirts I ordered turned up together.....I will use this company many many times in the future because Im amazed by their quality. Im always wary of ordering T's online cos as I stated earlier.....they tend to be cheap Fruit of the Loom T's with a print but all the ones I ordered aren't and I can see the rest of the companies T's are awesome looking with excellent reviews.
Recommended totally to anyone wanting a quality Tshirt.
8 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Incredible!,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)I had heard all the stories about this shirt and to be honest I wasnt convinced, but regardless I bought one and.. all i can say is WOW!
There is nothing that I feel is impossible with this shirt on, women are mesmerised by it, men cower before my magnitude!
Get yourself one, harness the power of 3 wolves and the moon for yourself!
You wont regret it!
16 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The morning after,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)My forehead cringed when I was given this T-shirt but I pushed the same watered down smile through my cheeks as my mother continued to hand out the presents to my family and extended family aswell. "A big lively Christmas we'll have" her and my dad chorused every meal time during the previous weeks, and, although I loved seeing them I really couldn't appreciate it.
That Christmas I had been dumped by my girlfriend only to watch her in the arms of another guy at a pre-christmas party days later, I wasn't getting on well at school and I was shy and quiet, all I wanted to do was go on chugging away the years hoping for some luck to come my way, I was guaranteed to work a medicore job for the rest of my life after I had graduated and then to have medicore kids with a mediocre wife. In some respects I just thought, what's the point. I can map out my life by looking at any one of the residents on my quiet cul de sac in suburbia.
After stuffing myself with Christmas dinner and the usual cracker joke antics people started to meander towards the kitchen or sitting room and the night set in.
I decided to examine my fairly larged sized lump of presents which were heaped onto the bed like a bag of coarse building sand, as I plugged in my sky-box threw away the manual and pushed my back towards the ridge of my desk chair and relaxed.
Memories flooded back to me: Emily leaving me, my bad grades, my quiet persona, my life. As I sighed I couldn't help a tear rolling down my quivering cheek and a lump stuck in my warm, turkey tasting throat. As I dried my eyes with my shirt I looked up at the mirror on my desk which revealed the cranberry sauce on my new RiverIsland shirt had been smudged into my acne ridden cheeks. Another thing to add to the ever-mounting list.
As I pulled of the shirt revealing my white chest and thin arms the tears welled back like the melancholy surging of an evening sea. But then..
My face was wiped slate clean. Lurking underneath the box for my graphics card there it lay. The three wolf moon, as I stared at it I became ensnared by it's beauty. The power of not just one mighty wolf, but three. Three paragons of unrivalled power in the animal kingdom, killers but not gratuitous, pack leaders but not cruel or wicked, merely respected. It wasn't a fearful respect, it was a honoured respect. The tears pooled in my eyelids again but these were no tears of sorrow or cowardice, these were tears of awe, of amazement. Amazement that three of natures greatest beasts could be so successful, humble and appraising of something so vital to our lives, the moon. The sun of the night and beauty encapsulated in a sphere floating miles above the earth. The buzzing of my computer and the vague chatter from downstairs blurred out and the shirt tunneled through the air to me. As I slipped it over myself I felt power surge through me, my veins tortened, my muscles toned, my hair thickened and my voice boomed out "I am a wolf of a man".
That next day I rang up Emily and I told her I didn't need her in my life, I made friends with a girl in my science class, I was patted on the back by a fellow man. I got what I had always wanted. Respect, respect maybe gained from the shirt and respect maybe gained by me. I know one thing for sure though, without the Three wolf moon shirt I wouldn't be the man I am today. I won't say my job now because I could be anyone, I won't say my car or my wife or how many kids I have, or how many sexual partners or friends or different countries I've lived in but without the shirt I couldn't have unlocked who I've always wanted to be. Who I was entitleed to be. A wolf of a man, powerful, calm and most of all Respected.
5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Too Good,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)I purchased this product about a week ago now, but I am too intimidated by its quality to put it on. I think it belongs in a museum.
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome ugly shirt!,
This review is from: Original Three Wolf Moon Adult T-Shirt (Apparel)Good quality shirt and print.
If you want a more of a fitted look go for one size smaller than usual because of U.S. (fatty) sizing.
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