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Top quality poo!
on 15 December 2010
This is an excellent fake poo! The look, quality and above all texture & feel are beyond pooey-par!
I bought one, sprinkled it with glitter and fake snow flakes, and presented it to my new girlfriend in a jewellery box as a Christmas present last year - you should have seen her face when she thought she was getting a Tiffany bracelet, only to find a sparkly turd glinting at her from within the luxury packaging.
It was very funny and she actually loved it too - in fact, it probably scored me more 'brownie' points (pun intended) than if I'd got her a real Tiffany bracelet.
Once she stopped laughing I urged her to take it out and try it on (as I'd threaded a cheap chain through the turd so she could wear it as a necklace), and then the laughs started again as she screamed out loud in disgust, because this thing is all soft and gooey just like a real poo! It looks hard and solid, but when you touch or squeeze it, it feels squishy and almost wet and slimy, just like the real thing.
If you want a fake poo this is it! Forgive the pooey-pun, but there's no poo-pooing this product, because as far as convincing, fake brown coils go, it's poofect.