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Most helpful positive review
1,624 of 1,658 people found the following review helpful
520 inches of total nirvana
ByMr. M. P. Corneron 16 September 2009
WOW
I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.
For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!
I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.
In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track.
I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.
For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!
I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.
In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track.
Most helpful critical review
821 of 858 people found the following review helpful
1Disappointed
ByFossickson Greeb-Streeblingon 19 December 2008
Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.
Shoddy, Amazon. C-.
Shoddy, Amazon. C-.
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1,624 of 1,658 people found the following review helpful
ByMr. M. P. Corneron 16 September 2009
WOW
I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.
For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!
I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.
In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track.
I've been looking for a 20 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross since my (completely inferior) 18 Inch Box Canvass of Paul Ross was damaged during a Barium Enema. Thankfully this Canvass really is excellent. The quality of print complements the sheer majesty of Paul's cherubic face.
For a while I considered mounting a large number of these on my ceiling to create a Paul Ross canvass ceiling but unfortunately I realised that this is what my wife would be staring at during our frenzied horizontal moments, and what kind of a man can compare to Paul Ross in the bedroom? "No-one" I hear you cry!
I've ordered four of these now:
One of them is above the fireplace and is naturally the pride of our entire home.
On the second canvass I've cut out the section where Paul's face is, and when I drive to pick up the kids I wear the canvass and pretend that I'm a famous celebrity dad, the kids simply love it.
The third is purely for recreational purposes, I've cut a whole where Paul's mouth would be because my wife has demanded that we French kiss through the hole (I want to point out that I wear the canvass for kissing, not her! Although I'd gladly turn for just one of Paul's tender mouth hugs.)
The fourth is a backup.
In summary - hot shot city is a particularly good track.
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1,407 of 1,445 people found the following review helpful
ByI. Aisthorpeon 11 April 2010
Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.
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1,099 of 1,135 people found the following review helpful
BySpikeon 13 December 2008
If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.
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310 of 323 people found the following review helpful
BySimon Batchelor "Batch"on 16 December 2008
My wife said she wanted "20 inches of pure pleasure" for Christmas. This gift ticks all the boxes.
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821 of 858 people found the following review helpful
ByFossickson Greeb-Streeblingon 19 December 2008
Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.
Shoddy, Amazon. C-.
Shoddy, Amazon. C-.
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598 of 625 people found the following review helpful
ByEvo Von Himmelon 14 January 2009
I recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him.
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658 of 693 people found the following review helpful
ByMr. Jm Thomas "Jason Thomas"on 15 January 2009
I purchased this wonderous print almost 2 years ago & it means more to me than you can ever imagine.
In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things - I chose this & one of the twins!
In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things - I chose this & one of the twins!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
ByFaa-Faaon 18 March 2010
They say a picture paints a thousand words, but no picture can ever begin to describe the phenomenon that is Paul Ross!
Paul Ross was born in London in 1956, but he bravely left England and his family behind at the age of 14, to sign a professional contract for Italian football giants Juventus. Ross was initially loaned to minnows Perugia to gain experience; however he quickly made a name for himself, as a physically imposing forward with a keen eye for goal.
Ross was about to return from Perugia to triumphantly lead the line at Juventus, when rumours of his involvement in match fixing began to circulate. These rumours were allegedly started by the owner of Juventus's hated rivals, AC Milan. The allegations persisted and after a public enquiry Ross, suffered a two year ban for match fixing. Ross who has always refuted any involvement in match fixing, defied all the odds to play for his adopted nation in the 1982 world cup, winning the competition and securing the golden boot with six goals.
Ross enjoyed a few more successful years with Juventus, before retiring at the age of 30. Paul spent the next eight years leading an ill advised business venture, as a ferret racing promoter.
This would have broken the spirit of an ordinary man; however Ross came back stronger and more determined than ever. His warm personality, combined with a steely drive, convinced the directors of C4's 'The Big Breakfast' to give Paul his big break on television. Paul left the big breakfast a year later, and has branched out in various projects, and is now recognised as a televisual behemoth!
Whilst no words can do the man justice, I would heartily recommend this picture to everyone, as we all need a bit of Paul Ross in our life!
Paul Ross was born in London in 1956, but he bravely left England and his family behind at the age of 14, to sign a professional contract for Italian football giants Juventus. Ross was initially loaned to minnows Perugia to gain experience; however he quickly made a name for himself, as a physically imposing forward with a keen eye for goal.
Ross was about to return from Perugia to triumphantly lead the line at Juventus, when rumours of his involvement in match fixing began to circulate. These rumours were allegedly started by the owner of Juventus's hated rivals, AC Milan. The allegations persisted and after a public enquiry Ross, suffered a two year ban for match fixing. Ross who has always refuted any involvement in match fixing, defied all the odds to play for his adopted nation in the 1982 world cup, winning the competition and securing the golden boot with six goals.
Ross enjoyed a few more successful years with Juventus, before retiring at the age of 30. Paul spent the next eight years leading an ill advised business venture, as a ferret racing promoter.
This would have broken the spirit of an ordinary man; however Ross came back stronger and more determined than ever. His warm personality, combined with a steely drive, convinced the directors of C4's 'The Big Breakfast' to give Paul his big break on television. Paul left the big breakfast a year later, and has branched out in various projects, and is now recognised as a televisual behemoth!
Whilst no words can do the man justice, I would heartily recommend this picture to everyone, as we all need a bit of Paul Ross in our life!
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
ByAlexon 22 January 2012
I purchased my first Paul Ross Canvas Print about 6 months ago. I was suffering with chronic constipation at the time of purchase. Me and my wife decided to hang the print in our downstairs toilet in the hope that it would help ease my bowel troubles. After just a few weeks I experienced a marked improvement. I found his subtle beauty and intimate gaze deeply relaxing and therapeutic. Six months on and I can safetly say that I 'pass' just as well as any other man. I am now a much more confident and outgoing person. I strongly recommend the Paul Ross Canvas Print to anyone who is suffering with any form of digestive discomfort. I have recently purchased a limited edition Paul Ross face mask too. I make my wife wear it in bed when we make love...
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
ByL. N. Nixon "nlnxn"on 1 September 2014
The thoughts of drug-addled gay dogging briefly shook my belief in Paul as an inspiring role model of consummate professionalism. But returning to my canvas print in its shrine in the cupboard under the stairs soon revived my faith. Granted, I shook, held myself tightly and spent an hour emitting unearthly sobs, but there were no shaking bushes or carelessly tossed condoms to be seen in the cupboard. My memories of Paul as I have always admired him will give me comfort until he regains his reputation and poses for more canvas prints.
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