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Mau Mau's diary
on 2 December 2013
One of the humans called me into the main room where i expected to be fed. It was the stupid dominant male, he used to be my favorite until the tiny noisy human arrived and started calling all the shots. Now the (ex) alpha male is too tired from running errands for the tiny human to amuse me.
Anyway the (ex) Alpha called me and had a stupid look on its face, showing me its ridiculous flat teeth. I stared at him with disdain as usual but it persisted.
As i soon realized he was not going to feed me I turned around to show it my bum-hole and walk out of the room, and go back up-stairs to continue my war against the humans by scratching their favorite possessions and leave my hairs all over the spare bed, i noticed the most curious thing out of the corner of my eye.
Could it be!?!? I wondered, surely not. i could have sworn a mouse had dared to come into the house!!! it darted around and back flipped all over the place. Unlike any mouse i had ever encountered this one was clever. very clever indeed. it tormented me by hovering in the air and staying just out of my reach. It must have thought i had met my match but of course it was wrong, i eventually caught it and bit it very hard, scratching and biting i really enjoyed myself very much causing such pain to another living thing, it was great sport. i eventually tired of torturing it after an hour or so and went on my merry way to carry out my war on the humans.
The stupid (ex) Alpha male called me again. i thought he was going to feed me and once again the super mouse had returned!?!?!?