Shop now Shop now Shop now  Up to 50% Off Fashion  Shop all Amazon Fashion Cloud Drive Photos Shop now Learn More Shop now Shop now Shop Fire Shop Kindle Shop now Shop now Shop now

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars23
4.6 out of 5 stars
Price:£5.99+ Free shipping
Your rating(Clear)Rate this item


There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.

The old classics are the best, eh! There's nothing like the entertainment of seeing your wife's response, when she first spots a spiral of faecal matter upon the arm of an expensive sofa! Admittedly, when you have played the same prank a few times it's pretty obvious that the levels of surprise are going to diminish, no matter how gullible your victim may be. In Doreen's case, I managed to get a decent scream on the first twenty occasions or so, but on the last few runs her face has barely even betrayed a reaction. For some, the fun might have ended a long time ago, but (for a prankster who is dedicated to the cause of playing out the long-game) it hasn't even begun! I can hardly wait for the day when she casually reaches across the leather upholstery to remove what might appear (to the casual eye) to be a 'fake' coil of excrement!
0Comment|29 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 4 February 2012
Smaller than I imagined this would be at about two inches across, I have to say I'm very pleased with it. So much so, I have bought a second one.

It made a wonderful Christmas present for my niece. Admittedly she hid it in my bed rather than taking it home, but nevertheless it made for a fabulous surprise once I'd wrapped it in a warm brown paper bag.

The second one is for my nephew, who actually added it to his birthday gift suggestion list! High praise indeed, for a turd.

(Oh, and hair/dust sticks to it quite well so be careful handling it at first: Until you want the really aged, almost crusty look)
0Comment|12 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 23 November 2012
This toy looks exactly like a dog poo which makes it very popular with my 7 year old son and his friends who find it endlessly amusing.
0Comment|2 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 20 June 2012
I have had endless fun with this. Used it on nearly every member of my family, all my friends and work colleagues. WARNING - It smells awful :)
0Comment|5 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 31 May 2014
A really and smelly crap which i have use to realize a Perfect joke.
It looks a dog s***. Excelent.
0Comment|One person found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 13 August 2014
Lots of fun but because it's very soft and squidgy it does get bits of fluff and things stuck to it.
0Comment|Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 23 May 2015
Hilarious to touch and scare people with but doesn't dactyl smell of anything at all
0Comment|Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 3 December 2015
It arrived very prompt, and was just as described. Thank you
0Comment|Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 16 March 2014
We needed a poo for a music video and this seemed to 'fit the bill'. It is fantastic, looks the part but the only problem for us was that is skinks, we did not need the smell only the look. Smell is terrible but not like a poo!!! Have a look at the following youtube link to see the finished result and the poo in action http://youtu.be/7HtRZhrgtYQ
0Comment|One person found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse
on 10 July 2015
So lifelike it's scary! Had everyone fooled!
0Comment|Was this review helpful to you?YesNoReport abuse

Questions? Get fast answers from reviewers

Please make sure that you've entered a valid question. You can edit your question or post anyway.
Please enter a question.
See one answered question


Send us feedback

How can we make Amazon Customer Reviews better for you?
Let us know here.