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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
Instant classic, 19 Feb 2009
This is a work of such beauty, i cried and shat at the same time the first time i heard it.
God bless you Katie and Peter
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71 of 77 people found the following review helpful:
A Whole New Look On Life, 9 Jul 2007
I sit here at my computer trying to type with tears & sweat pouring down my face. The highly anticipated, critically acclaimed 'A Whole New World' by the selfless, media-shy couple, Katie & Peter had arrived earlier this morning. As a hard bitten, cynical private detective with a bitter outlook on life, I wasnt too excited. I had heard about other so-called 'legendary albums' which never made me cry or touched my cold heart, so I didnt expect it to change my hard bitten & cynical demeanour.
As I placed the CD into my player & the first notes bloomed out of the speakers, & slapped me like.... well like some kind of big slapping machine. The title track had just kicked in! The beautiful strings knocked me over like a ton of bricks, & the dulcet tones of Peter harmonizing with the magnificent lung powered voice of Katie pinned me down. I just couldnt move from the ecstacy that was rushing around my body. I could only just see in my reflection that I was smiling widely, almost unnaturally, my eyes were wide open & my ears were bright red from the quality of the heavenly music entering them. But my favourite track was easily the funky & much improved 'Just the Two of Us'. I was never aware that Mr Andre could rap. And so well! Move over Busta Rhymes, MC A'dre is kicking it up old school! My entire body quivered the most violently on this song with pleasure.
Disapointingly the album came to an end & I could move again. I pulled myself to my feet & I realised that my hard bitten, cynical demeanour had disapeared along with my bitter outlook! My ears were bright purple now from the astonishing music that had just ambushed it for the past 30 mins. In fact Im getting them amputated next week, but I dont care. Normally I would be bitter & drink myself silly in a downtown bar, but after hearing that INCREDIBLE album I instead decided to write this review, & apply for a job saving seals & rescuing puppies. Thank you Katie & Peter, you saved me from a life of bitterness & anger. You rocked my 'Whole World'.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
The Most Romantic Aryan Album Of All Time, 31 Dec 2007
Merely looking at the cover fills me with the overwhelming urge to invade Poland and create some Lebensraum for the little Ubermenschen that I want to make with Katie. But when he finishes the last of the whisky at 3 am and starts to sing "I've Had The Time Of My Life" after having picked her up in the hotel bar and taken her up to his Motel 8 suite, I totally lost it. This album is guaranteed to get Ann Coulter wet.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
STUNNING!, 2 Feb 2009
If you can imagine a soothing blend of jojoba oils, vanilla, and WD40 being poured into both ear holes simultaneously, then you will have only been able to scratch the surface of the feast of pleasure that is Katie And Pete's "A Whole New World" Album. Similar in it's ambition to Wagner's "ring cycle" but less German, "A Whole New World" is one of the best sound combinations that has ever been recorded. I also found the case very useful for replacing a tile that had been missing in my bathroom for the past two and a half years. A TRIUMPH!
*ESPECIALLY SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH TILED BATHROOMS*
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35 of 38 people found the following review helpful:
Wow , 7 Oct 2007
The recently crowned 'Orange Elvis' and his baboon wife have really pulled off a stonker with this album. Razor sharp melodies and blistering harmonies repeatedly stab you in the groin and sear your wounds for the whole 52 minutes and 67 seconds duration of this epic masterpiece. Pete 'The Greek' Andre's falsetto truly reflects all those hours he spends with wife, Katie 'Funbagz' Price's soiled underwear riding up his crotch. Thanks to this CD i can now breathe underwater like Kevin Costner in Westworld. Oh and Track 6 gave me diarrhoea.
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32 of 35 people found the following review helpful:
Better Than Beethoven, 13 May 2007
Hello, I am being Professorial Music lecturer at the University of Munich. I have been devoted my life to the works of Bach, Beethoven, Mozart etc but now I am putting these opuses in the bin, for I have now discovering musical genius of an unheard of level! Katie Price is better than Callas, I just am not aware of where she is getting such huge lungpower! Please buying this album and discover the forces of musical intellect beyond the commonplace.
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48 of 53 people found the following review helpful:
Astounded, 27 April 2007
The first time I heard this album I cried so hard I was physically sick. Astounded is the only word I can use. I never believed that human beings could produce such sounds. Though I have heard of Jordan's oral performances in the past nothing could have prepared me for this album. In teaming his "unique" vocals with his wife's, Peter Andre has undoubtedly taken his music in a direction few could have believed possible.
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24 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
Number one, 21 Dec 2006
Put this at the top of you list of albums to die before you listen to
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43 of 48 people found the following review helpful:
This album cured my cancer, 2 Sep 2007
This amazing array of songs lifted me up so much that it cured my terminal cancer, a brilliant album sung by the two most talented human beings on the planet.
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21 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
Thank you, god, 19 Sep 2007
I can only thank god that he brought together two people of such incredible talent. On first listening to this album I was so overcome that I lost control of my bladder. I'm buying a copy of this album for everyone I know as I feel everyone must experience this musical odyssey. Anyone who thinks it is less than perfect is clearly a complete PHILISTINE.
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