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4.0 out of 5 stars WHERE ARE THE CHEERS?
These cheerleaders didn't do a whole lot of cheering in this movie, nor were they ever dressed in cheerleader outfits or waved around pom-poms. These girls seemed a bit old for HS cheerleaders. Tammie Sheffield does have a bit of a Denise Austin horsey voice to her, if you like that kind of thing. This was more of a religious movie, as cleanliness is next to godliness,...
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3.0 out of 5 stars Any excuse for a shower!
Well surprisingly for a fairly low budget horror/slasher film you could do a lot worse than this. The usual plot of an escaped pyschopath on the run from the local mental institute with a prefrence for killing teenage babes. The story isn't too bad and even has a slight twist to it, but this does feel like a US TV movie with a young beautiful cast, at least 10 babes in...
Published on 30 May 2005


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3.0 out of 5 stars Any excuse for a shower!, 30 May 2005
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This review is from: Cheerleader Massacre [2003] [DVD] (DVD)
Well surprisingly for a fairly low budget horror/slasher film you could do a lot worse than this. The usual plot of an escaped pyschopath on the run from the local mental institute with a prefrence for killing teenage babes. The story isn't too bad and even has a slight twist to it, but this does feel like a US TV movie with a young beautiful cast, at least 10 babes in this, with a lot of nudity/ shower scenes thrown in to spice it up. It features quite a few well known actresses from the erotic drama gerne such as Diane Espin aka April Fowers for one. Overall it isn't that scary, or gory at all but if you looking for an ok film to give a few cheesey chills with a sexy cast try this!
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2.0 out of 5 stars B movie slasher with a lack of cheerleading..., 23 Feb 2011
This review is from: Cheerleader Massacre [2003] [DVD] (DVD)
An incredibly low budget film attracting very low calibre actors and an equally low quality script, this gets two stars purely because there are many higher budget films with more highly acclaimed people involved that are equally as bad - the makers of Cheerleader Massacre could actually have done a lot worse within their constraints.

The basic premise of this film is that there is a killer on the loose, into whom a group of high school cheerleaders* and the rest of their party happen to run en route to an event. Stuck in the woods with only a secluded cabin for protection things inevitably turn out like 99.9% of slasher movies. Naturally, what the film makers lacked in budget they tried to make up for with 'plot enhancing' shower scenes - although they probably needed a fair few more to really save it.

More massacres than cheerleaders, this film has a much cooler and more interesting sounding title than the movie itself can live up to - don't go out of your way to watch it and definitely don't expect anything except the amateur.

(*the makers of the film, of course, being of the opinion that high school cheerleaders are in their late 20s and big fans of plastic surgery)
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4.0 out of 5 stars WHERE ARE THE CHEERS?, 16 Oct 2013
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This review is from: Cheerleader Massacre [2003] [DVD] (DVD)
These cheerleaders didn't do a whole lot of cheering in this movie, nor were they ever dressed in cheerleader outfits or waved around pom-poms. These girls seemed a bit old for HS cheerleaders. Tammie Sheffield does have a bit of a Denise Austin horsey voice to her, if you like that kind of thing. This was more of a religious movie, as cleanliness is next to godliness, and these girls like to take showers and rub soap all over their dirty sweaty chests. The deleted scene consists of 3 girls in a tub pouring chocolate syrup over their chests and then licking it off. It has a certain straight male appeal to it. This is done in the classic 1980's style where beautiful women (minus clothes) fill the screen and we had to guess who the slasher was between the shower and sex scenes. Not quite Slumber Party Massacre, but then what is?
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3.0 out of 5 stars "..LOW BUDGET BUT FUN..", 24 April 2012
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This review is from: Cheerleader Massacre [2003] [DVD] (DVD)
If you love a good low budget horror then look no further, at this price it's worth every penny, you get an average slasher movie storyline filled with plenty of cheesy acting and lashings of boobs, boobs, boobs and lesbian scenes and a splash of blood here and there. Perfect fun low grade film to laugh at and maybe watch more than once.
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5 of 8 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars oh dear, 15 May 2008
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This review is from: Cheerleader Massacre [2003] [DVD] (DVD)
what we have here is pretty poor even by b movie standards
the plot is ancient, escaped psychopath is on the loose and a bus full of cheerleaders have got lost and ran out of petrol in the same set of woods
you can see where this is leading
on the plus side it does set up its stall early and just gets straight into the action there is a fair amount of splatter and a truckload of nudity but considering it does have 4 adult actresses in it so that wasn't really much of a surprise now was it
and the plot does have quite a nice twist to it
the downside of which there is much ......... the acting even for a b movie is awful the special effects really aren't special at all they are terrible at best and embarrassing at the worst the soundtrack similarly is terrible and feels inappropriate
it does kill time but i severely doubt you will want to watch this more than once if you can even get through it once
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