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5.0 out of 5 stars 35 ultra-intensive minutes of distorted genius!, 24 Sep 2001
This review is from: I Sweat Tabasco (Audio CD)
How to make I Sweat Tabasco
Take some Aphex Twin style drum loops (first peeling off any residual melodys that may remain), and then knead in some minimalist melodys until a thick creamy mixture is made.
Pour in some Randomizing juice and stir until fully absorbed, to give the mixture a lot of kick.
Next cook in the Distortion oven at gas mark 4 until it starts to brown, then turn the gas up to gas mark 9 and leave in for another 4 hours.
Take the heavilly charred mixture and sprinkle liberally some Special Effect 100's and 1000's, then smash the container with a hammer and pour the whole lot on (including the hammer).
Delicatley arrange a few sprigs of Surreal Vocals (which have been burnt as well) upon the course, and serve with some paracetomol for afters.
And there you have it, the most enjoyable (and legal) way to wreck your head.
Tip - Before you cook this dish, make friends with all your neighbours. It wont last....
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