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VINE VOICEon 10 October 2013
Where to ski, how to ski, what to wear (and not wear ~ a hat with ears or one sporting the name Adolph are definitely out ) How to impress your friends with a snow-reflected suntan and how to cope when you get too cold !!!

Mirth is in short supply in these awful dog days of the 21st century so the Bluffers guides are just too brilliant to ignore. They come in a handy size ~ just right for that pocket in the front of your new dazzling white puffer jacket (guaranteed to get you mown down as nobody can see you); a pocket that you could find no use for ~ mini flask not advisable

Any skier whether on the slopes or on a PC with simulation programmes will enjoy this jolly little volume and there really is something for everyone from choice of ski and baggage to recognising ski types ~ The Pig on Planks is a special favourite

The most enjoyable (and essential) piece of advice in the whole book comes in the Apres Ski section :

" Never urinate against a a lamp post in freezing conditions (unless someone is prepared to detach you)"

no to mention under Useful Bluffing Impedimenta :

"The flashiest avalanche transceiver you can find. This is a device that sends out a feeble signal after you have been buried. In most cases it would be quicker to wait for the snow to melt"

Love it !!

I am, truthfully, no likely to take up skiing at this ripe old age but this will never stop me enjoying this wonderfully witty series from the comfort of my armchair.

Long live bluffers everywhere
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on 7 March 2013
I read this on a coach going skiing and I had to stop as I was laughing out loud and annoying other people. It's superb - especially all the comments about other nationalities' habits on the slopes. Any skiier of whatever level will howl...and probably recognise themselves now and again. It's also pretty useful for a first-timer: along the way you do learn what all that ski jargon *really* means, so a fun presy to drop into a newbies' bag alongside the knee brace, helmet, bandages, Resolve sachets etc etc.
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on 22 January 2013
Just finished reading the Bluffers guide to Skiing and have to say it was a GREAT read. I now know the difference between snowboarders and skiers! Fantastically written and very funny. Would recommend to anyone who wants to know the ins and outs of skiing.
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on 16 December 2015
Enjoyed the writing. As an ex-seasonnaire, recognised a lot of the scenarios and made me chuckle. Bit disappointed with the size of the book when it arrived though. It's only a small 100 pages. A half size book. So quite expensive for what you get.
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on 6 March 2014
Got this to read on my way to go skiing in Austria. People around me were laughing at little snippets I read aloud! Very funny. Every skier can identify with something in this book!! Hilarious!
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Bought a whole bunch of these 'Bluffer's' books as Christmas filler. They all make for half decent reading and are actually generally quite light-hearted. Good fun present.
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on 21 May 2013
Raised a few smiles, but not as good as I expected from the recommendations I had read. Worth reading if you have spare hour and nothing better to read
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on 2 February 2015
Not really a tip tutorial (although I did pick up some useful tricks) but a highly entertaining read with many laughs out loud.
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on 12 January 2014
Christmas spent on the pistes. The husband loved this one to mull over with his wine in the evenings. Good book, good idea!
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on 19 January 2015
Bought as a christmas present and seemed to be well received. Raised many a chuckle around the christmas dinner table.
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