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they should know!
on 5 December 2012
Right tax avoidance. Here's the trick. First, and this is very important, get some really sharp legal types (believe it or not there's a few out there if you know which rocks to turn over). These guys will help you find loop-holes in the tax system of the economy you wish to exploit (sorry, I mean operate in), and are a stone bargain at a couple of million quid a pop - hey they'll even help you write it off! Second get yourself a good P.R outfit who will spread the word that you're "changing the face of retailing" and are helping "the little guy". Now you can really go to town. Charge all in-house expenses at exorbitant rates, but farmed out to offshore branches, paying little or no tax. Make everything look like a loss on paper and before you know it you will have put your competition (square-dealing, tax-paying dinosaurs) to the sword. Then when you've got a monopoly position in the market, charge what you like. God,I love this business!