on 14 February 2013
Once upon a time, before The Coming Of The Internet, I finally got hold of a VHS copy of Joe D'Amatos 'Le notti erotiche dei morti viventi' via mail-order. A video nasty that was finally going to answer the nagging question that remained on my mind, despite all the hours of studying the habits of the Italien zombie: can the dead still get horny? In true exploitation fashion I got buggered - it was all sizzle and no dead meat. It took Futch and Newman to go where no one went before: the mating rituals of the undead. A book about two of our greatest fears: getting devoured by hordes of rotting corpses and meeting your demise through Big Dead Dick. (Can I option that as a sequel title: NOLD - Big Dead Dick?) A hardcore blend of Shivers and Demoni, it is done in wonderfully bad taste throughout and at a mere 100 pages sure doesn't outstay its welcome. Four out of five dead boners for that little sick puppy.