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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not Just For Women!
In my opinion, and in the opinion of many Church of Satan members, this is Anton LaVey's greatest book. All his main ideas and theories are contained in this book, which is a manual for magical manipulation to aid you in your worldly endeavours. Be warned, Wiccans, Neo-Pagans, Druids and assorted New Agers - this book is not for you! This book is truly one of the most...
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1.0 out of 5 stars Tired Pervy Unenlightened 1960s Cliches
I read this shortly after finishing The Satanic Bible because I was a teenage prat and still wanted to shock the people sat opposite me on public transport. For these purposes this book doesn't work as well as The Satanic Bible. Though it still has the inverted pentacle on the cover, the friendly pink colour lowers the impact.

As for contents: Ha! Holy crap...
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not Just For Women!, 10 Jan 2004
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In my opinion, and in the opinion of many Church of Satan members, this is Anton LaVey's greatest book. All his main ideas and theories are contained in this book, which is a manual for magical manipulation to aid you in your worldly endeavours. Be warned, Wiccans, Neo-Pagans, Druids and assorted New Agers - this book is not for you! This book is truly one of the most exciting works on Satanism, and there is no wafty New Age fluff here. Through his years of careful observations of the human animal, Anton LaVey has formulated the theories and magical formulas of bewitchment - It is the most useful book in the world - IF you are brave enough to use it!
Once again, we are indebted to Anton LaVey for sharing his magic with us.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Lesser Magick, 12 Oct 2013
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The man that introduced Satanism to the US was also revolutionary when it came to the direction he gave women. Breaking away from the social moors of the day, he taught the empowerment of women. By using the powers she processes, she can have her dreams and desires fulfilled. Feminist all over the world would have embraced a book like this but its dark associations never allowed it to become a staple of the mainstream.

Surprisingly, this goes little in the way of magick but more on the way of psychology. The use of manipulation to get your desires fulfilled is what LaVey coins "lesser magick," which many in the past would consider bewitchery. The information provided is dated and even considered tame by today's standard. Even though you can find more effective means of using lesser magick by reading Cosmo, I find this a gem. Having the thoughts of such a brilliant man is a great addition to your library.

Those seeking to further enhance ones ability to use lesser magick for this day and age, I'd recommend getting: How to Be a Super Hot Woman: 339 Tips to Make Every Man Fall in Love with You and Every Woman Envy You, Sultry Sex Talk to Seduce Any Lover: Lust-Inducing Lingo and Titillating Tactics for Maximizing Your Pleasure, The Bombshell Manual Of Style and not to mention having a subscription to Cosmopolitan UK (Kindle Tablet Edition).

The only disappointment that I have with the book is what I spoke of earlier, there's very little in the use of actual magick. To that end, I would recommend a few resources for those that want more then the ability to manipulate someone. If you're looking for love, Manifesting Love: How to Use the Law of Attraction to Attract a Specific Person, Get Your Ex Back, and Have the Relationship of Your Dreams & The Soulmate Secret: Manifest the Love of Your Life with the Law of Attraction is very effective and the only time I've witnessed the law of attraction work. From various experiments conduct by my friends and I, the law of attraction does not help in terms of getting money or anything else other then drawing certain people into your life.

Another way of making your life what you desire it to be is by contacting the various dimensional beings that are out there. They can give you spells or abilities to gain what you desire. Using the Ouija board to get such guidance, is the easiest of means to establish such a connection. It's important to know that using a Ouija board can be like putting a letter in a bottle and throwing it into the sea, hoping that someone finds it. That's why getting Michael Ford's book Luciferian Goetia is a vital tool to have with you.

Simply using the board to get in contact with anything is a waste of time, not just with waiting for a response but when you do make contact, the entity might not have any ability to assist you with your endeavors. The manner as to how to use the Luciferian Goetia: first, find the being that best fits your objectives. Once you've made your selection, concentrate on that spirit as you use the Ouija board.

Going about and doing such activities is a bit of work but well worth it. Consider that life is short and you want to get all you can out of it. After all, you are the only one that can hinder your own happiness, since you set the limits to your own life. There are so many forces out there that want to try and control your life, from the people around you to organizations like religion and as the old saying goes, control your destiny or someone else will do it for you. Open your eyes to what's out there: They Own It All (Including You)!: By Means of Toxic Currency, Mass Control: Engineering Human Consciousness & The Invisible Crime: Illegal Microchip Implants and Microwave Technology and Their Use Against Humanity.

Make your life your own and be the goddess you are meant to be.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Some Colours Don't Run..., 23 Jan 2010
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LaVey's 'The Satanic Witch' was published at a time in the twentieth century when femininity seemed about to be frogmarched off the map and relegated, as something archaic and downright repressed, to the annals of history. Before such a shift occurred, LaVey penned this witty, charming and informative defence in praise of beauty, glamour and 'loose women' the world over. Power, he declares, comes from a recognition and enjoyment of traditional gender roles. Not a message particlarly palatable to bra-burners or to LaVey's contemporary 'good' witches. However, and despite initial misgivings expressed by some of my my fellow reviewers here and elsewhere, this book is remarkably and refreshingly pro-woman. It debunks popular Wiccan texts that suggest certain propensities for magical ability. Hell, in LaVey's world, all women - regardless of star sign, parentage or innate mystique - have the ability to influence the world around them. It is elitist not in the sense that only rare and gifted individuals stand a chance, but in that self-awareness and good old-fashioned guile can get you where you want to be.

So how does it work? LaVey suggests a self-reflexive assessment of one's physical appearance and mental qualities, which he classifies and situates on a so-called Synthesiser Clock. This is key to an understanding of one's self and others. In order to bewitch a man, one must operate as the opposite of his Apparent self, that is, his obvious physical and mental characteristics. A rugged, masculine twelve o'clock will respond most favourably, then, to a feminine, curvaceous six o'clock, with a whole multitude of nuances between. If nothing else, this establishes a deeper understanding of the attributes of self and others. This seems to have been LaVey's intention: if true manipulation depends upon an in-depth knowledge of people, then the Synthesiser Clock establishes a precedent for this. A minor quibble with this ingenious although perhaps outlandish system would be that LaVey depends heavily upon personal experience, and wants his readers to trust his inferences about the different skills, likes, dislikes etc. of people at different positions on the clock. Sticklers for referencing will be furious. I must admit to a few irate moments myself during this section of the book: the advice is to just go with it, and enjoy the ride. If you are prepared to give credit to the author, a valuable dose of self-aggrandisement will be duly delivered.

Once you have established your place on the clock, LaVey teaches the now arcane arts of seduction. He is as meticulous on the perfection of these arts as you might expect an articulate carny with a penchant for the ladies to be! Be prepared for LaVey's characteristically bawdy and punchy rhetoric. An enjoyable experience, and not an homage to the Moon Goddess in sight. LaVey discusses the subtleties of hair colour, posture, dress, voice and attitude. All of these need to be considered in the art of witchery. But here we come to minor quibble number two: LaVey establishes the 1940s woman as the archetype, with her three-inch heels, seamed stockings and figure-hugging dresses. Whilst this is undoubtedly a bewitching and timeless image, it is nonetheless a product of LaVey's own E.C.I. (Erotic Crystallisation Inertia, where erotic tastes become 'fixed' as one's ideal at a relatively young age). As a young man of this era, it is understandable that LaVey saw, desired and preferred this type of woman. However, other generations may just as well have preferred other styles as ideals of their own, regardless of whether or not they conformed to the particular penchants of another person. Fetishes are multifarious!

However, the minor issues I've raised with this text do not detract from this book's overall positivity and influence. Read this, enjoy the tongue-in-cheek sections as just that, and feel instantly empowered! A book that embraces all women for being women, and doesn't beat us up for our inability to act male.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Tired Pervy Unenlightened 1960s Cliches, 2 Dec 2012
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I read this shortly after finishing The Satanic Bible because I was a teenage prat and still wanted to shock the people sat opposite me on public transport. For these purposes this book doesn't work as well as The Satanic Bible. Though it still has the inverted pentacle on the cover, the friendly pink colour lowers the impact.

As for contents: Ha! Holy crap it's terrible. The `magic' referred to is all about seduction - this whole book is basically an egotistical straight man's ideas for what women should do to pick up guys. It's The Game but written for women in the less-slick 1960′s.

Its advice goes from the neanderthal: `don't wash - pheromones are your body's natural magic' to atrocious deception based on cod-psychology. Apparently all men and women have a `demon' self which is the opposite of their outer self, and it's the `demon' self you have to pitch yourself to. So if he's macho on the outside he's whimpering on the inside, and so as to not scare off the whimpering `demon self' you've decided he has, you should make yourself as soft and gentle as possible, even perhaps giving yourself a softer, gentler-sounding name. If he seems really straight-laced perhaps affect an exotic accent to appeal to the opposite him.

Genius. What could go wrong? (Except for that little awkward patch when he realises you're not Sabrina from Paris but Gertrude from Scunthorpe and he thinks you're a derranged 'cause you've been lying about everything...)

The whole book is basically advice for a woman on how to get a one night stand. If she wants anything more she's a bit screwed once all the deception comes out, surely? And if you just want casual sex... how about offering casual sex? Seems easier, no?

As well as recommending lying wherever possible to get laid, LaVey is also apparently a big fan of gender binaries. He advises women should be as curvy and distinctively feminised as possible - don't go for any of this unsexy jeans rubbish - and men should be butch. In this way each gender plays up their own `natural magic' as much as possible.

So: be smelly, lie a lot, put on pantomime shows of gendered behaviours...You know, even reading this as an inept and slightly confused virgin - I still knew this was a load of bull.
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3.0 out of 5 stars not that good, 31 Mar 2014
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I feel this book was not up to par...his views on femine hygiene was disgusting and his view on womans clothing was sexist to say the least
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3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining and (perhaps) useful, 22 Feb 2005
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Even for a non-native English language reader, this book is easy and fascinating to read. Maybe his synthesizer clock is rubbish from a scientific point of view but this guy has observed real people and knows something about how men 'tick'. Whether to follow his basic advice (manipulating men) is upon you. Could laso be useful to identify witches besides you. At the end everybody want's to live a lucky life and doesn't want to be destructive. Or do you have a diffrent agenda? Then, you should really read this book.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Possibly the most enticing book in the world., 31 July 2013
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This book is building about a thousand new neurons in my brain every hour, Lavey truly is a genius at times and this book proves it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Bitchcraft., 2 Mar 2012
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In the 1970's Anton Szandor LaVey completed an Infernal Trilogy of books (begun with "The Satanic Bible" and "The Satanic Rituals") with something called "The Compleat Witch" - later re-issued and re-titled "The Satanic Witch". This third volume by LaVey departs from the previous two in just about every way: for this is a guide for women everywhere to empower themselves economically, socially and sexually to the utmost degree and get what they want out of life. This by utilizing everything feminine, seductive, attractive - as well as utilizing psychological stratagems to manipulate men to do their bidding. The formula rested on LaVey's assertion that women were really the dominant gender, and that simply by being female they were already possessed of a veritable arsenal of natural weaponry with which to attract, seduce and (therefore) control. As the weaker sex, men were gullible, stupid and were perpetually easy to manipulate because of their slavish devotion/obsession with carnal, sexual matters. Militant feminists (amongst others) at the time of the book's appearance missed the point completely, accusing LaVey of advising women to act like tarts, strumpets, gold-diggers and whores.

In LaVey's analysis, the traditional association of Witchcraft & Sorcery as being singularly connected with women had its origins in the time-honoured, undeniable power of females to attract, seduce, fascinate and manipulate men: a power that the ancient religious, puritan, Christian, misogynistic mindset regarded as a truly Evil, Diabolical and Satanic force. After all, every religious, theological woman-hater knew that the "evidence" for the thoroughly evil, corrupting nature of females was already written in the Book of Genesis. The Christian Empire's mass-extermination of women throughout Europe during the Middle Ages was a direct result of this consensual conviction. For some so called "men", women still pose a dangerous, intimidating threat to their masculine authority and supremacy.

When "The Satanic Witch" was first published, many men discarded it after perusing only a few pages, deciding that LaVey had penned a kind of "Women Only" tome, whose guidelines, tips, subtleties and stratagems were completely useless to them. This large-scale, analysis-free, knee-jerk reaction did nothing whatsoever to rubbish one of the book's primary assertions: that the male of the species were the less intelligent of the genders.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It's amazing!, 17 May 2011
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This book is really great! It gets you to think and realise he's right, we all fit into one of the places on the clock and the other information he shares about relationships and everything is sooo interesting! If you're into psychology you will love this. It is just really good and I really suggest getting it. It's not about the devil or anything, I bet he regrets calling it satanism because everyone gets the wrong idea!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Pure inspiration!, 24 Mar 2008
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Ghost of Kai (South Devon, England) - See all my reviews
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Just brilliant. LaVey has done it again. "The Satanic Witch" for me is about empowering women, philosophy and life as a female. If you need inspiration and empowerment then this book is worth reading...whether you are a Santanist or not. This book is for real women. Not barbie dolls. "The Satanic witch" is about embracing yourself and your power as a woman. There's no denial here.
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