Product Description
This work is the portrait of a year in the life of an Englishman in New York who lived to tell the tale - just.
From the Back Cover
Enticed by urban hell fantasies - as well as his boss's order to shag lots of women - Robert Kelsey is dispatched to the New York office of a British investment bank. Everything's great - except the office has moved to a sleepy suburb. Except his job disappears under the tide of a global financial crisis. Except that New York is no longer an urban hell - more a yuppie Ralph Lauren nightmare. And the women all follow The Rules and expect the man to pay for dinner, always. Criminal landladies pose as sweet old grannies, every nightclub has a velvet-rope policy determined to keep the author out, it's too hot in summer, ridiculously cold in winter and Robert's seriously failing his boss's order. Yep, New York's great, just great.
Refreshingly honest, pleasingly self-deprecating and supremely entertaining, here is New York as you've never seen her before.