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Frankie Boyle Live - The Last Days of Sodom [DVD] <b>DVD</b> ~ Frankie Boyle
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars half spoon, 10 Nov 2012
i once vomited so hard i got blood in my eyes. I told one girl I'd had them tattooed. She believed me.
Tik Tok ~ Ke$ha
Tik Tok ~ Ke$ha
1 of 6 people found the following review helpful
I was once sick so violently that I suffered a subconjunctival haemorrhage, basically the blood vessels burst and flooded the sclera (or white of the eye) with blood. Not one, but both. It lasted for weeks and caused many people, barely disguising their disgust, to question me on its origin. It didn't hurt; it was just awful to look at.

This song is terrible.

My eyes are better now.
Girlfriend [2 Track CD] ~ Avril Lavigne
Girlfriend [2 Track CD] ~ Avril Lavigne
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
This is the vilest of the vile; a saccharine blast of a pop song that would floor any diabetic with a single listen. However, delve a little deeper and what do we find? Well, we find an utterly repugnant display of childish rhyming, lyrics that strongly advocates bullying and probably the worst pop song ever written.

This song is so hideous it makes me hate ALL women just a little bit. Avril Lavigne should be shunned by society for this hideous abortion of a song and never allowed to record again.

For all the talk of female musicians empowering women and being good role models this falls short of both camps by a mile. Avril Lavigne represents all the hideous attributes… Read more