J. Welbourn

"James"
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Helpful votes received on reviews: 100% (43 of 43)
Location: London
 

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 3,050,787 - Total Helpful Votes: 43 of 43
Shark In Venice [DVD] [2008] <b>DVD</b> ~ Stephen Baldwin
Shark In Venice [DVD] [2008] DVD ~ Stephen Baldwin
34 of 34 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Good pair of breasts, 31 Aug 2009
This is the second worst film of all time, just behind Highlander: The Source. For starters, whichever Baldwin it is that is in the film is clearly hugely overweight, and you can clearly see his boobs bouncing up and down in all the action scenes. It is particularly painful watching him squeeze into a scubadiving suit.

The shots of the shark are from the ocean, and not downtown Venice; added to this is the fact that the shark doesn't have anything to do with the plot.

I would have given this film two stars if the shark had eaten Stephen Baldwin, but sadly he was too fat.
Highlander: The Source [2007] [DVD] <b>DVD</b> ~ Adrian Paul
9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
This is without doubt, categorically the worst film I have ever seen. For a film made in the last five years, it has special effects that would seem out of place in a 1960's B-movie.

The bad guy in this film is played by someone who used to be a cast member in Footballer's Wives. Enough said.

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