M. Lavender

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Helpful votes received on reviews: 22% (5 of 23)
 

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 5,013,882 - Total Helpful Votes: 5 of 23
Envy [CD 2] ~ Ash
Envy [CD 2] ~ Ash
this is the best song about a 'marital aid' *snigger* since Belle & Seb's The Boy With The Arab Strap.
Come on, you can't honestly tell me you've listened to lines such as "so come and give me some auto-reaction/I want to know explicitly how it feels" and "excessive temptations of a hard vibration" with a straight face?!
If you haven't heard this song, buy it immediately.

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