The photo's old, but so am I. I now have a goatee beard... and a red nose.
Helpful votes received on reviews: 83% (30 of 36)
Location: Leamington Spa
Birthday: 7 Feb
In My Own Words:
Writer of humour and horror and lots in between.

Punk, folk & blues. Ancient British history. Currently learning the Welsh Language.


Top Reviewer Ranking: 47,790 - Total Helpful Votes: 30 of 36
MYSAGA C4 3.5 Capacitive TFT Touch 480x320 Android&hellip
1.0 out of 5 stars Steer clear., 28 Aug 2014
Won't recognise sd card and gps doesn't work. Camera is lousy but as there is no storage the phone won't store them anyway, neither can you download more than a handful of apps.
Bubbles by John T. Sonne
Bubbles by John T. Sonne
5.0 out of 5 stars Excrutiating, 6 Aug 2014
What a painful read, in a nice way. But this book is not nice and not for the squeamish. What it is is very black humour for sick bastards but it is also very clever. In fact it has but me off bondage and goldfish forever, well for a very long time anyway. Bubbles, what a darling.
Sportline SYNC GPS Men's GPS Fitness Watch - Grey Sportline
Useless item apart from telling the time. Gave my running speed as 5 mph and cycling speed as 4 mph! Supposed to work with smartphone but small print says compatible only with Iphone. How are they allowed to sell this tat?