Steve Charnock

Helpful votes received on reviews: 100% (10 of 10)


Top Reviewer Ranking: 417,707 - Total Helpful Votes: 10 of 10
Loose Onions: Submit To The Whims Of Your Master I&hellip by B P Perry
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
I'm a rather lowly and wretched creature with a short attention span and crippling sex addiction. When I'm not relieving myself in public toilets or shouting obscenities at women on the bus, I like nothing more than to settle down with a good (short) (e)book. Preferably one about rutting, spaffing, frottaging, billying and people's innards falling out due to excessive diddling. So Loose Onions is right up my street. It's a well-deserved 5 stars from me. Mind you, I'm a terrible person - so I'm not sure how reliable a literary critic I can be taken as.

AND there's a bit with a bottle of Champagne. And a revelation about Elton John that I'm almost certain is libellous.
Daphne's Drainage Dilemma: Submit To the Whims Of &hellip by B P Perry
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy This Sick Filth!, 8 Nov 2012
For less than the price of a teaspoon of lager in That Bloody London, you can get your virtual hands on this virtual Viagra of a virtual 'e' (electronical) 'book'.

Joking apart, this is extremely amusing. I'm not being funny but this made me laugh. It's no joke to say that this will make you chortle*.

*if you're a character from a comic or something.
Submit To The Whims Of Your Master, Woman! by B P Perry
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
If you think you've read dirt. Filth. Grumble. Think again. you can take your 50 Shades and your Lady Chatterley and ravish them in a barn somewhere. THIS is the REAL JAZZ.

If you like laughing and rude things and want to be amazed at the sheer number of synonyms one man can come up with for genitals - download this bugger now!