Neil Goodacre

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Top Reviewer Ranking: 1,632
Helpful votes received on reviews: 92% (566 of 618)
 

Reviews

Top Reviewer Ranking: 1,632 - Total Helpful Votes: 566 of 618
Durex Extra Safe Condoms - Pack of 24 by Durex
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I always wear a condom, although the current one is getting a bit itchy...

I have used these several times and it has never resulted in pregnancy or disease. The same would almost certainly hold true, I'm sure, if a second person were involved.
Mega Mosaics Galt by Galt America
Mega Mosaics Galt by Galt America
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My son (just turned six) is a big fan of the smaller mosaic kits so I thought he'd like these. We sat down one wet Saturday to do one each and, while we did enjoy ourselves for a bit, we soon broke off from what we were doing and went to do something else. I think the problem is that they're just too big and, not only that, they have too many big patches of the same colour. This, I think, makes it less rewarding. You can spend ten minutes on the body of a big green alien and still have more than half of it to go, for example.

Now, some of the patterns are more interesting than the others (I think the big green alien is the least interesting, actually, but I'm sure my taking… Read more
Durex Thin Feel Condoms - Pack of 24 by Durex
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars No good to me..., 18 Jun 2014
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Should've expected it really since I've got five willies and it's always been difficult to keep them all covered at the same time. So I wrote to Durex about my problem and they kindly agreed to hand-craft a johnnie just for me. It fits like a glove.