I kept on finding my trousers falling down.
Someone I know, well I say know, someone who approached me in the local supermarket frozen aisle, I say approached, the man who put me in cuffs, told me about these things called belts.
So I went and bought one. Unfortunately I'm quite skinny, my allergies and diet of pickled onion monster munch crisps see to that.
This time the police officer rescued me from the local ice skating rink, taking pity on my plight he told me about these hole punch things.
So I went and bought one. It really really works. I now have loads of holes in my belt, and my trousers haven't fallen down since. Much to the… Read more