Andrew

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

DOES NOT WORK for rca in, 24 Jan 2012

I purchased this product for the purpose of playing my xbox on my pc monitor. Simply put, it flat out does not work and my monitor does not receive any signal from the rca jack. The people claiming that it works but not on TVs are deceiving you. Product does not work period for any task. Avoid purchasing at all costs.

Very strong clove smell, 24 Jan 2012

I'm not qualified to comment as to the authenticity or quality of this bay rum, but I thought I'd warn that it's fragrance is overpowered by a powerful smell of cloves. I would not recommend buying this product if you do not like that scent.