Ubisoft: Here's a handheld version of our franchise. You can assassinate people, explore the open world, fight, kill, run, climb etc.
Me: Ah cool. Great graphics by the way. Can't wait to assassinate people by jumping off a building and so on.
Ubisoft: Well, you could do that, but instead here's a skirt and an umbrella. No go walk around from A to B and talk to people for over half of the f***ing game.
Me: But can't i just play the missions how i want? you know, put on the assassin outfit and play this game like a normal AC game?
Ubisoft: F*** no! Now go charm that guard while walking in slow motion. Oh, and here's a weak boring story in case you can't get any sleep at… Read more